Brave Paul Ryan ran away. He bravely ran away...

Larry Nassar...
Larry Nassar....
Larry Nassar...

Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, mass murderer and nation-raper George W. Bush continues painting...

"Something tells me you're a stoner."

That "something' also told you to vote for Trump, didn't it?

There once was an invertebrate named Pence-
Who liked to sit straddling a fence-
With Trump on one side-
He used the other to hide-
Just in case his dear chief took offence.

"Oooh, so glad no one from your generation ever killed anyone."

LOL. Sorry I picked on one of your favorite films. I understand. It can be tough when you discover that one of your most beloved heroes is actually quite similar to one of your most hated enemies.

"I don't remember Ferris grabbing anyone by the -----. Or paying them hush money afterwards."

Give him time. He was only 18 for chrissakes. Trump was still sharpening his bonespurs at that age.

"The dude who played the principal was into kiddie porn, so..."

The dude who played Ferris killed a mother and her daughter in a car crash. He was cited for careless driving and fined $175. Sounds pretty Trumpian to me.

GTJR in a nutshell: "elections are only open, free and fair if the end result benefits my side."

I don't get why Ferris Bueller was so popular. Maybe its because I'm only 30. It must be an 80s thing-- like stonewashed jeans, VHS tapes and glam metal.

Ferris is basically like a young Donald Trump. A rich white entitled cheater, manipulator, and liar with a trophy girlfriend and a pliable friend he talks behind the back of. But somehow a bunch of idiots in school (future MAGAts) think of him as a "righteous dude" because he doesn't like the school princpal (symbol of the "establishment").

Dan Quayle is a Hero...e...

RIP Turd Ferguson and gambling legend.

Stupid people saving other stupid people from a really, really stupid person possibly doing really, really, really stupid things.

Pharisaic Quote of the week:

"You might want to be careful labeling people, as labels tend to be thrown in the other direction"

-"Libs" Boaz

"I've been told that George W bush managed to say some remarkably intelligent and insightful things today."

What he should have said:

We are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. (The Lion in Winter)

"CIA always wins"

The CIA will always do what is best for the continuation of the CIA.

If future offspring you were expectin'
Forget your worries with Ivermectin

I would belong to the Fight For Your Right to Party

911 forever empowered the American MIC class in the name of security. It militarized and politicized things that were not formerly militarized and politicized.

In short, with one spectacular event, Bin Laden managed to forever weaponize our own weaknesses against us.

Why not? Just make sure to pay them in confederate bills.

"You blamed Trump's lies for the death of a half million Americans."

True that. Trump's followers are no longer Americans in the true sense. So in a manner of speaking, millions have already died because of his lies.

Jakester needs to plonk himself and get some psychiatric help. He's gone completely off the rails in only a couple of months. I've seen this sort of incoherent behavior before on the DR on both sides (bothsiderism, lol). It never ends well, although I wonder if it is a cycle for old posters who come back under different names.

Blame the METH use, but what caused the METH use? Right. The MIC.

They might be violent, but fortunately most Republicans are stupid shortsighted morons so they'll lose just like they lost Afghanistan. You see, racists only attack brown people who dress in rags and have barely enough food to put on their table (and even then they still lose). Supremacist, right wing ------ lose most wars because, even though they have the overwhelming firepower to win, they do not have the brains to outwit.

Favorite Kentucky joke of mine:

Did you ever hear about the time the folks in Kentucky declared war on the folks in Ohio? Seems that they were pretty pissed- they wanted to name the Ohio River the Kentucky River. After all (they would remark while angrily gritting their tooth) the river travels along their entire northern border. So late one night they snuck up to the border with a bunch of hand grenades and lobbed them over the river to the Ohio side.

The following morning Ohioans found them, pulled out their pins and threw them right back.

"Apparently you are more tolerable when you're in the states."

Actually it was 1 each until the past week. My guess is that Jakester plonked me. I'm sure he'll plonk my other account next Thursday when I start trash talking whatever bunch of wussies he roots for during football season.