Syphilis is what get when you bang other people with Syphilis. Syphilis is a big nothingburger without those willing to infect or to be infected.

Trump is what you get when you are part of a civilization that's made up of lies and you live in a country- or perhaps more accurately- underneath an EMPIRE- that's held together by lies. If you accept these lies- many you unquestioningly accept to protect and distance yourself from other lies- you willingly welcome the Trump virus, even if you think you don't.

The media's job is to make $$$ and secure future profit and viability by fashioning and maintaining a mind-controlled, dystopian, alternate universe where everything of value is either completely fake or fundamentally stupid.

"Retiring to NE Thailand"

Watch out for that Thai stick-- you know, that stuff that's tied to a stick.

Dreyfuss should have gotten eaten by the shark instead of Doyle Lonnegan and then he should have gone on that alien mothership and immediately had a probe shoved up his ass for all the trouble he caused poor Teri Garr.

OK Glen, now solve this puzzle:

"People Who Annoy You"

Bob Dylan did far worse.

"There he is,' Atticus said softly.
Tim Johnson came into sight, walking dazedly in the inner rim of the curve parallel to the Radley house.
Look at him,' whispered Jem. Mr Heck said they walked in a straight line. He can't even stay in the road.'
He looks more sick than anything,' I said.
Let anything get in front of him and he'll come straight at it.'
Mr Tate put his hand to his forehead and leaned forward.
He's got it all right, Mr Finch.'
Tim Johnson was advancing at a snail's pace, but he was not playing or sniffing at foliage: he seemed dedicated to one course and motivated by an invisible force that was inching him towards us. We could see him shiver like a horse shedding flies; his jaw opened and shut; he was alist, but he was being pulled gradually towards us.
He's lookin' for a place to die,' said Jem.
Mr. Tate turned around. He's far from dead, Jem, he hasn't got started yet.'

-from 'To Kill A Mockingbird'

Donald J. Trump is Tim Johnson

"Abraham Lincoln, they say, was, you know, he had a civil war going on," Trump educated Levin. "But Abraham Lincoln was just vilified. But now they say Trump got treated the worst of all." He never explained who "they" were.

I bet those cops that stopped her had SCMODS...

Well, Kyiv isn't a smoldering blob of moltenglass so that's more evidence that the assassination attempt failed.

Trivia: If you took a black magic marker and drew a large number one on his top of Stephen Miller's bald head, he would look exactly like a giant penis...

...but even if you didn't, he'd still act like one.

One of Dylan's really early topical songs, based on the chord structure of Dave Van Ronk's version of House of the Rising Sun:

"Then you know who"

Biden?
Trump?
Keith Richards?
You?

Occasionally there comes along a hyper-militarized, red-state Oreo to prove that white supremacist ideology isn't just for whites...

Here's what I'd do-- Round up the Montana GOP, take them to one of those vast, grassy prairies in the southern part of the state, and then surround them with a ring of transgenders dressed up as Lakota Sioux, Northern Cheyenne, and Arapaho. Then let the fun commence!

Quick Tip: If you pull off his arms and legs and then put them back on backwards you can make a Ken doll have Polio.