Well I did make back $57,000 of the $70,000 plus I lost over the last 30 days.

Be strong, citizen.

MAGA has been saying Trump is playing 3D chess.

Of course. He plays a nonexistent, fictional game because he's not bright enough to play the real one.

I bet even you can guess who "he" is.

Now "he" is saying China is going to call begging to make a deal. It will be a very good deal. Huge. Beautiful.

Maybe Lewzer can get the Nobel Prize for Economics? It's a fake award so quite appropriate.

It's an outline of a thought of a concept of a plan.

Now that Lewzer has made the economy fabulous he can get started on his beautiful, stupendously awesome health care concept.

Lewzer paused the tariffs because he has no idea what he's doing.

Tariffs will be just like the debt ceiling... always another deadline coming up to kick the can down the road again.

Manufacturing came back so soon?

Lewzer's Foxcon plant in Wisconsin should be cranking out $7,500 iPhones any day now.

This is the stability the market craves.

And today we see Trumpy declaring a "pause".

The monkey with a machine gun hath spoken!