Yeah back to promising us he "will be presidential" when he "gets into office"... not delivering. SOSDD.

The election didn't cure his dementia... but it does frame republicl0wn stupid real nice.

Republicl0wns wanted you to believe he will become "presidential" once he is in office... same as 8 years ago. The election result did not cure his dementia.

He didn't win the majority in the popular vote. It's not going to go smooth for him.

That and winning didn't magically dissolve his dementia. He's still an old man with Vancypants chomping at the bit.

must be gawdz will n' stuff... I was just hoping all his spectators showed up after traveling a long long way... on borrowed money... paid for parking... to stand in the middle of a frozen mall... to watch him on a video screen... because it's too fekkin cold... for him to come outside... and besides... Trumpanzee is also afraid after two assassination attempts by his own people.

Maybe one of our freezing rain scenarios... where the world turns into one slick and lumpy sheet of ice... as inconvenient and uncomfortable and totaly not worth the effort.

I remember when I lived in Altadena CA... in a home that no longer stands... (heavy sigh) and they used to eat pets not brought in at night. During mating season when their bitches went in heat... a few dogs would run away from home... never to return. You could hear the packs of coyotes yipping in the distance and the last yelps of some poor dog... thinking he was going to get lucky.

That's the "free" part of Korea eh?

...or Mrs God coughed out her IUD.

Yeah that's common sense, store excess water in Dams instead of destroying dams and dumping it into the ocean (both of what Newsom and the corrupt legislature have done). Get a grip moron.

#13 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-01-12 12:21 AM | FLAG EYE ROLL

Where and how do you propose they build the dams?

uh yeah... that's what I figured... moron

try putting bleach in your veins... you fekkin expert

Well Kenya is the "Cradle of Mankind" perhaps just checking in

fled California... oh you braaaaaaaave brave scientist... like there is actually somewhere to go that isn't affected.

Wow... Vancypants might have his day.

RIP... fer reals... RIP

Well my brother in Pasadena CA was evacuated this morning from the assisted living home where he lives. I read all the commentary here about how Cali shoulda duns... coulda duns blah blah blah... from a bunch of sanctimonious dumb@$$e$ who living in the US have benefited from Cali's place in the US economy.

This fire is going to hurt the entire country.

Trumpanzee the king of vindictive... will preside over this nation in the aftermath...

I hope he handles it better than he handled COVID... where like most of the cl0wnflakes posting here... if it ain't happening to me it's not a problem until it is.

I remember years ago an Indian man was trying to bring his wife to the States for free by putting her in a suitcase. He found out the cargo space wasn't pressurized or heated so...

anyhooooo... he was so distraught at finding this out... he left the airport to a hotel... where he made himself dead... leaving his wife in the suitcase at luggage claim.

I wonder how long it takes after you're airborne?... curious... I mean is it like being dumped on the roadside in -100F before the oxygen gets too thin? People do the strangest things when they are freezing to death.

Jefferson rewrote the Bible and took out all the magic tricks. It's a nice cut-to-the-chase read.

Maybe it was just a bunch of historical buffs trying to reclaim all the good in the swastika.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-01-05 06:36 PM |

I hope they drove here from far far far away... on borrowed money... and find themselves lost in Anacostia.

That should appeal to the Jayzus freeques.

A hero in his own novel. I wonder if he heard... for a split second... his fat head sizzling... before things went dark... and he stunk up someone's day.

He underestimated the explosives and overestimated the impact of his political statement... I think he was counting on the truck being more explosive than it is.

The cl0wns really really really wanted those two wars. Bushturd 2 said it would take decades and insisted we had to commit.

pigs

The 1% needs some reminding allover the place.

Forcing women to give birth to children they don't want isn't turning out as expected.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-01-02 07:24 PM | Flag Ahem

It's not only women being compelled to have unwanted children.

Historically speaking... walls ask for a good breaching by whomever has a mind to do it. Their presence inspires it. Post-breaching... they make great tourist traps

So what?

Trumpanzee upgraded his legacy... he sort of owes him one...

Only an idiot would move into a house with a HOA. That's just asking for future nightmares.

#6 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-01-02 01:12 AM | Flag MEH

It depends on what's there. People often want the pool, hot tub, weight room, and clubhouse... let's not forget location... location... location. There is a premium on those things. I live in a nice complex that offers nothing but maintenance, landscaping, public wifi, trash pick-up, and security cameras. My HOA is low and fair for those things. One could afford a mortgage on top of it.

Out of my pocket, I pay for my preferred internet, water, electricity, property taxes, and insurance. It seems the further away from utilities and liabilities you can keep them the more stable the fees.

People get all googlie-eyed by costly geegaws they agree to pay for in perpetuity.

as far as Florida... It has an allure like sunbelt states do... great place to brush up on your Espanol... a quality they all seem to have...
Too many sovereign citizens... for my tastes... well that and the overall flatness... it's like Kansas...or Nebraska with a beach... flat horizons... does something to their minds being overwhelmed by that much sky and endless horizons... they never experience the character building walking uphill gives a person... as if things couldn't get any lower...sink holes..

Well fiiiiiirst... they committed to an astronomical auto loan... because they "deserved it"... salesperson said so... the rest is just to makes ends meet.

Kiss my grits!