Duck poo is a very good fertilizer. Especially for citrus plants. I had a duck that lived under my lemon tree and it produced lemons the size of watermelons he blessed the orange and grapefruit trees too but the lemon was his favorite hangout. Hot dayum that was a happy, happy tree. No snails or locusts in my garden. Ducks are messy but very useful.

Back off JT he spent all day typing that with his nose. Hard to do with a CPAP strapped to his head.

Republic0wns usually preside over fluffy cotton candy economies... this is no different. The plus side is that he will get to blame a buttload of his failures on this pandemic.

Ah yesss... the ol' "yer in good hands" bunch. Laissez-faire capitalism at its best. This is how its done suk-uzzzz. Meh... their commercials were always too stiff for my tastes. I like the funny commercial insurance companies. I'd rather laugh as they pilfer my pockets than be reassured.

Cl0wns are stupid a gun will never give you an extra second in life you weren't meant to have.

Gun owners are the ones who shoot people. They know how evil their thoughts are so no wonder they are afraid. All the time fantasizing about who they can shoot "in self-defense" they usually just end up shooting someone they know and care about in an emotional fit of some sort... or die because of carelessness around them.

Truly less than 1% of firearm fatalities are justifiable self-defense b.s. and those are the facts. A gun owner or the family of a gun owner is 200X more likely to commit suicide with their firearm than shoot someone in self-defense those are the facts. 800X more likely to shoot someone in a domestic violence situation than in "self-defense" those are the facts too. Then there are all those crimes committed by gun owners... some exclusively by gun owners like mass shootings. Those are the facts.

Fact is and statistics bear this out...guns are used more for aggression against another human being than in self-defense

The self dense argument is stupid tinfoil hat mentality.

On the upside... he didn't go on and on about Elizabeth Warren and Pocahontas. I was sort of expecting that.

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#26 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER AT 2020-02-25 11:17 AM | FLAG: EYE ROLL

The best part of his speech is the crowd heading for the doors before he was halfway finished. I bet they were all promised the day off if they went and they stayed only as long as they had to.

Men are funny. When they want to draw attention to their sexual prowess they buy big fast expensive cars. When they want to look harmless they gimp around with a walker.

Either way they are compensating.

That musta been something to see... what a mess!!!

I bet he felt like a bug on a windshield when he hit the earth.

I wonder if in those final milliseconds of life if it really mattered whether the earth he inserted himself into was round or flat when he saw his own @$$%0!e flash before his eyes?

Trumplethinskin is leaving office in disgrace.

The best thing about Limbaugh over the years is he shakes the turds to the surface and makes them better targets.

Seriously... it must be hugely disheartening for him to realize that after years of complaining over the airwaves to captive audiences stuck in traffic and already in a bad mood...

Everything he has stood for has been overturned. The country is turning more left than it has been in 50 years... and it is heading more and more in that direction.

Trumplethinskin is thus far the biggest POS... and he is leaving office in disgrace.

Cl0wns always lose... but they do put up a hell of a fight.

Exhibit A

This is the kind of $#! that happens when you pack males in tight areas. They get sexually "abusive" towards one another. Military schools where the upper class kids go are particularly weird. Hyper sexuality is an accepted norm among males. They have this love hate thing with it. They love it when they are alpha hate when they aren't. If they are victimized? ... like everything else male ... so much worse than when it happens to women... because it happened to them... but then they go on to defend the system... because it also gives them privileges... especially if they admit nothing... pitching or catching it doesn't matter. There are plenty of heterosexual men that are sexualized by heterosexual men... so its not just a ----- thing.

It might not be such a bad thing to break up these cluster male bonding sects that are losing their validity in a modern world.

Males need to learn not to be in phuc mode all the time... the world is fully populated by our species... it is time to move on.

now imma flip the channel before the male snowflakery commences.

Wellllll..... considering that mass availability of artificial lighting is a recent phenomenon in the human experience... really less than 100 years. It has changed everything we think regarding sleep because we are arguing with a meatsuit that evolved after eons using seasonal sunlight and lunar moonlight cycles to function in a situation it isn't really designed for. It seems silly to think of the body wanting to do what it wants to do as a problem.

The problem is the arrogance of people thinking it knows better than nature.

We still get to bomb arabs.

#32 | POSTED BY SITZKRIEG AT 2020-02-19 01:10 PM | FLAG: PFFFTTTT

oooo yah muneh fah nuttin an' boo-$#! fah freeeeeeee

Bezos didn't make money manipulating others... he made money putting people out of work. He is creating a new caste system in the US, that is similar to the one created 100 years ago when corporations enslaved workers . The atmosphere is similar too. Socialism, communism and other anti establishmentisms rolled easily off the tongue back then much like they do today.

It's funny how the clowns create the conditions that foster the things they resist. You know like now because of Trumplethinskin... in a couple years Iran will have nukes... to protect their business interests... so they can compete in the market place... like we do.

Soon AliBaba will own Amazon.

whores and whoremongers.

Take wind turbines. The manufacturers and the governments that propped them up claimed they'd last 20-25 years. In reality they last 12-15 years.

#25 | POSTED BY JEFFJ AT 2020-02-19 07:18 AM | FLAG : EYEROLL

So what? we spent a billions over 3 decades of bombing Arab countries into submission. The ultimate of government propping up of big business.

You like making widows and orphans use the black goo rather than change a fekking propeller every decade. What a snowflake excuse.

BTW if you live near an oil field you would know cricket pumps don't last forever either... woopie doo.

in other words skru-u and your libertarian delusion. There is no laissez faire in clown town.

Fascinating... the military is supposed to be in the reopublicl0wn's back pocket.

Trumnplethinskin is leaving office in disgrace and the pigs can't stop it.

I see the Trumplethinskinners are already making up an excuse... fine with me. They're gonna need it.

Pigs.

If it is considered rude then I have to say that is more the airline's fault than the passengers. That extra row of seats sardine can method of seating arrangements made rudeness part of travel experience.

They watch FUXnuze in order to find comfort in being wrong. Soothing cognitive dissonance... its the white noise lulling them along the path of stupid.

I remember when Disney tickets lasted forever. Growing up in L.A. they often times gave a book of them away as prizes or gifts and over several years I collected a shoebox full of them. I hated the place myself but before I left LA with my kids I was able to spend 2 full days there with using up all the tickets with them. We went on school days so we had the park to ourselves. It was a great day.

There is a sector of US white boys who like being on the side that loses. Something about the drama of living out avenging fantasies inspiring and egging them on. It winds them up tight. Adrenalin is the heroin of stimulants and they are jonesing. Gives them a reason to be mad about how "unfair" it is to surrender when they still have a mad on... much the same way as Hitler felt about Germany's WW1 surrender. Their whine fest over "Lee shoulda nevah dun whut he dun at Appomattox!" There is pride in fighting for a states right to enslave and dehumanize a significant part of its population. The mindset isn't much different than Hitler's boohooing about the "November Criminals" and "Jewish Marxists".

Sore losers.

15% of the global population is caucasian.

Hey white boys... don't overrate your significance. Try as you might... you can't breed fast enough... and yer women want the right to choose.... bwahahahahahahaha!