#164

And if you've got money to burn, and have no moral compass (not as scarce as you might think!) you hire a handicapped person for the day to cut the lines at Disney!

#aintthatamerica

#14 | POSTED BY MUSTANG

I think Hag is hinting at the big slavery issue wrapped up into our nation's history that you are omitting.

>Wow... you can just feel the multitude of conservative ------ as they contemplate the thought of Hillary running again.

They really are slapping it at the thought.
It's everything they want: they won't have to do any research and make ---- up about a new person, and they have almost 30 years of hate equity in the bank.

They still have their yard signs from '16, and they have their hit song:
"Lock her up! Lock her up!"

How many people do we all know that bitch about not having enough money and in the same breath ask you where you want to go out for dinner that night?
#8

I enjoy Ramen noodles.

They are delicious. And inexpensive.

Perhaps you've heard of FIRE - Financially Independent Retire Early?

My goal is to be Financially Independent, Ramen Eatin'

#wealththroughprivation
#spicykimchi

The latest i heard was 'yes, there was quid pro quo, but his intent was to serve the nation, not serve himself.'

Wouldn't property tax be considered an existing form of wealth taxation?

You own land, but have to chip some off to the local government every year.

"Louisville was misspelled in the location tag on his tweet, for one thing"

This in no way disqualifies him from being a Kentucky native...

Social Media is an absolute bucking sewer of lies and disinformation.

Then you find out the entire article about this AI text generator was written by an AI text generator.

#wearesoscrewed

Work remotely in your underwear!
It's the way of the new world.
Go from bed to office, skipping shower. Slurp coffee over keyboard for hours. Glory in not being part of the 'rat race'. Begin wondering what's happening out in the rest of the world. Get stir crazy by mid afternoon. Place conference call on mute. Throw on a pair of sweat pants and hit the liquor store. Return to stare out the dead wall window. Cry while listening to Creed's 'My Own Prison'.

'To say no to President Trump would be saying no to God.' " Trump's faith adviser and Righteous Gemstones' character come to life Paula White is now an official White House employee

Remember when Obama was the 'Messiah'?
....

Or scraping the carrot
Pocket pool
5 knuckle shuffle
#51

Polishing the Bishop, since this is about Christianity.

#stayontopic

Why would an 8-foot python strangle its owner? It's not like she'd be viewed as a source of food for a snake that size.
#16

I dunno - i'm not a snake person.

Don't they strangle creatures as big as goats*?

*(no this thread is not about you, Goatman)

#14

You sound like you know a thing or two about snakes.

Would a hungry python strangle a human?

A lot of Trumps followers are people who don't support him but want to follow the schittshow.

And fake accounts.

Trump TwuntyTwunty!

>>GOP Rep. Gohmert invokes "civil war" following impeachment vote

It's "CIVAL WAR" Gohmert!

Return your weapon to wal-mart and await your transfer orders to the Metric System Disapproval Division.

Speaks ninja'd me.
No small feat on a site that moves at the speed of Grump.

Maybe the key piece of data is in the auto bailout - 80 billion ended up only costing taxpayers 10-12 billion.
But it does seem that the farm bailout is now $28 billion total.

>> I'm willing to bet rage against the machine has been played at Repub rallies too.

"F you, I won't do whatchya tell me!" - (but only when a dem is potus...)

I wonder how long until people figure out his walk out music, through the Chappelle Show and still used currently, is black revolutionary music that calls for overthrowing the government at gunpoint?
#10

How long until Republicans figure out Reagan's walk out music, Springsteen's 'Born In The U.S.A.' isn't an anthem about American exceptionalism?

Still waiting...

I'd forgotten just how comically hilarious that monologue was by Dr Evil.
#31

It really is. Carrie Fisher was brilliant as well. Ironic - her playing a therapist...

I posted the thread, and i'm not 'all worked up' about it.
I thought it was humorous - laughing at him, not with him.

Trump provides so many moments where you're just like 'is this guy a human being?'
Take extreme wealth and privilege to such a level where someone becomes an empty shell, cliches stuck on repeat (big ribbon-cutting smile & double thumbs up at a 32-car pile up!!), unable to connect to the rest of humanity.

>Stories with a headline of the 'X goes viral' template should be banned here

Trump's been going viral long before the internet.

I imagine dt's childhood to be similar to Dr Evil's (no trick or treating :( sad!):

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my ---------. There really is nothing like a shorn -------, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Lots of unintentional comedy in this moment.
Thought I'd share.

***

"The Trumps, visiting earth from the planet Greed, in the solar system -------, stopped by to observe a strange custom of 'Trick Or Treat,' in which children dress up as things they are not, and adults place small pieces of food composed of mostly sugar on top of their heads."

Surely this thread needs some VENEZUELA applied generously on the affected area.

metabolically challenged?
#82 | POSTED BY EBERLY

Gravitationally enhanced.

8 years of witnessing the media coddle The Messiah with unwarranted praise* and softball questions turns a man to his twinkies.

"His style is simply NOT that funky OR fresh! I don't know what PLANET they're on!"
*opens another box of ding dongs*