I shall mod the Cummins diesel to burn used fryer oil from the chicken tendies.

Ride with me my DR brethren and sistren, free from the shackles binding us to the cruel escapades of our petro overlords!

It's too expensive to have kids.
If both parents work, then you pay for day care. Too expensive.
Healthcare is too expensive.
College is too expensive.
Team sports that turn into all-year travel leagues, dance class, etc. : too expensive.

The rent it too goshdarn high.

The consequences of monetizing every last aspect of existence = less existences.

Maybe he went tuh get a side-a-ways haircut ... .

Where, where, where the hell is Bill?

She'll always be the GOAT at Prepared Insult Flash Cards.

>Yes he set the precedent that you can attempt a coup and face zero repercussions

Not true. Sidney Powell and Kenny Chesebro had to issue a one-sentence apology that didn't acknowledge who won the election.

Witch election was stollen again?

We just had a meteorite come down in the Cleveland area.
TF is going on?
We have long said God Hates Cleveland to describe the failures of our sports teams but now he's slinging space rock our way.

There are millions of middle and upper-middle class Americans who don't give a flying duck about anything government-related except their portfolios and retirement accounts.
If those numbers start flashing red, they start to become critical of policy.