They removed the weed waiver. Oh ---- we really are going to invade Iran.

"history shows you have a 100 percent chance of success."
In general, sure.
Not when the stock is Enron.

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-24 10:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

Those eggs aren't supposed to be in 1 basket.

Just copy Congress. You can't go wrong. There's sites dedicated to it.

"Accidentally on purpose" refers to an action that is deliberately planned or intended but disguised to appear as a mistake or accident.

Iran didn't kill it's protesters! That's a jew plot!
Also, let me tell you about these Nazis in Ukraine and why Putin is justified.

Same accounts.

and the silly people that think Iran didn't kill their protesters in mass forgot it was on video. Front page news here. It was very dangerous for Iranians to break the comms blockade using illegal Starlink terminals to circumvent the national internet blackout.

I thought that the US had eliminated all the Iranian Top Officials?
#91 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-24 01:25 AM | Reply

William Sitgreaves Cox.

Court martialed for Abandoning His Post, when he took his mortally wounded Captain below decks.

He didn't know he was now the Top Official on the ship.

Top Official moves as your leadership dies.

Says Israeli propaganda?

#65 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-23 03:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

Says an Iranian doctor working in Iranian hospitals when it happened, not counting direct morgue and military hospital admissions.

The official IRGC number is 3,117. The middle number is around 5,500 confirmed and 17,000 suspected.

But what would world renown civilian death researcher Professor Les Roberts of Columbia and Professor Spiegel at John Hopkins, that peer reviewed the data, know about these things anyways?

America kills it's protestors
Just observing

#61 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-23 03:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Just trolling. Iran killed more Iranian protesters in 2 days than a month of warfare between Russia and Ukraine.

Have they ever actually negotiated in good faith?

#39 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-03-23 12:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

Has Eff ever posted in good faith?

No to both.

You do.....and that's because you're NOT intelligent.

#30 | Posted by eberly at 2026-03-23 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

It's a propaganda bot. Binary war outcomes are propaganda. Making it unintentional comedy by the bot author.

I can't Stand these Nobody's who think they have All the answers.

#26 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-23 11:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

#28 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-23 11:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

Literally didn't make it two posts without All The Answers.

#21 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-23 09:58 AM | Reply | Flag:

False Dichotomy, no Second Order effects, no Time Dependent outcomes, no Multiple Objective Functions, no Asymmetry... you're not good at this.

^^ poor guy, doesn't BBQ. Explains the misery.

The last time an air only campaign successfully changed a regime, it took a mass firebombing campaign, two nuclear weapons, and a plan to firebomb the rest of that country so thoroughly the largest concern was if Dow Chemical could make enough napalm.

Regime survival.

Will you admit you're Wrong if Iran Achieves it's Objectives and Israel/US do not?

#10 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-22 02:03 PM | Reply

Another lie. I never said either side would.

"Middle East crisis live: Iran will completely close strait of Hormuz if Trump acts on infrastructure threats, says IRG"
www.theguardian.com

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-22 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ironic threat when only Iranian oil is moving to begin with.

and if Trump follows through, there's no occupation of Kharg, just precision bombardment.

#44 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-22 11:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

There's 20,000 of something missing from your analysis.

I don't see that as feasible.

#44 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-22 11:56 AM | Reply

How many islands have you assaulted?

Yes, different ... but also similar.

#36 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-21 03:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Mostly different. Kharg Island doesn't have a cave system or jungle. Current USMC doctrine, doesn't do massed invasion waves. It's not a place you want to make a last stand, you're completely exposed to the entire USAF arsenal.

lol from the nazis in ukraine bot. There's a reason I don't plonk it, it's always entertaining.

They don't total out like that, they're distributed systems.

Single use cookware exists.