He fits right in here with the self-retorting retort.

Republicans are just dciks.

Someone...should have informed...Trump doesn't...speak English...
#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

For MAGAt, press 9...

Harris...doing a CNN Town Hall...
#5 | Posted by Corky

Has she released the playlist yet?

...onion belt story...

It was the style at the time.

Umm...because you didn't accept them the last time. Quite simple really.

"Take the guns first, go through due process second," Trump said.

They're, not their.
Just woke up.

Just more proof how stupid these folks are. They already paid for these services through taxes. Why refuses stuff you already paid for? Their as stupid as that guy who smashed the Taylor Swift guitar.

(V)ote early if you can.
#1 | Posted by Tor

And often.

Doc, if you're still in Chicago, you have to go to Calimut Fisheries. At the 95th street bridge. Best smoked salmon in America. I go hundreds of miles out of my way whenever I'm in the Mid-West.

Capitalism is a fast race to the bottom.

Umm...Unirot, the reason a patient is not wearing a mask during surgery is because they have the anesthesia mask on.

Masks have been known to be effective in controlling viral transmission for centuries.

...the left...use X as their fact bible...
#6 | Posted by gracieamazed

Citation needed.

They spent the last 10 years expanding like hell, not surprised at all didn't work out.

Thrilled to death that my first vote as a Floridian will be for this amendment

And TFG, being his usual clueless self, didn't even notice.

Thanks, made it through with a couple small leaks. Still no power.

The fact that even one person is willing to vote for TFG does not say a lot about us as a people.

That's no way to treat a slave. Should have at least granted it the freedom it couldn't handle.
When you think about it, that person did the dog a favor. If they had just let it run free no one would have found it. And since these slaves are bred to be completely incompetent, that would have meant a death sentence.

So in mad bombers opinion you don't have to pay adults a living wage because there are always children to exploit. You are one hell of a humanitarian.

...he is too stupid to...think for himself!
#9 | Posted by e1g1

I disagree, he is totally thinking for himself and not taking orders from his son-in-law. The fact that few folks agree with his decision is inconvenient.
It's like when I see a guy riding a Harley wearing flip flops, a wife beater, and no helmet. I think,"good for you, you're much tougher than I am, and you're living your best life. Just don't co e crying to me when you F yourself up.
This dude is free to be an idiot.

We are supposed to be getting 100 mph gusts in the morning. Everything is secure and strapped down.

Here on the East Coast we're hunkering down in place. I live in a trailer park 2 blocks from the ocean, everyone I know is staying. They're mostly hurricane veterans, so I'm listening to them.