So, let's see. What can Trump do to save his staunch but criminal ally from 27 years in prison.
Maybe he could ask the DOJ, vis-a-vie the FBI, to fabricate a horrible crime that Bolsonaro committed while in the USA and ask that Bolsonaro be extradited to the USA, tried, convicted and sentenced to life without parole.
What horrible crime, you ask?
Well, in you recall, Bolsonaro spent a long time hiding out at Mar-a-Lago before he suddenly disappeared to somewhere else, parts unknown. Trump could claim that he later learned that Bolsonaro was hiding out on Jeffrey Epstein Island of Ill Repute and even assisted Epstein sex trafficking children. And for that, he should be extradited to the United States to pay for his crime.
LOL ~ the rest of the scam, of course, would write itself.
Anybody else got a better idea?
Can we get a swan song for J.D. Vance's marriage after he did some organ grinding in public with Charlie Kirk's widowed wife.
That performance made me start wondering if it was Peter Thiel who had Charlie killed.
Food for thought. J.D. and Erika would make beautiful political music together for 2028.