WARDOG
The original story was that Trump met Menania at a Meet & Great party in New York.
The Meet & Great is shorthand for beautiful young models to hook up with rich bachelor sugar daddies . . . AND for rich men, not necessarily bachelors, to hook up with arm candy.
As the story goes, their eyes mat across a crowded room . . . and the rest of the story wrote itself.
He called her later, they dated and each signed a contract . . which is rumored to include a One and Done clause regarding children.
One can imagine how Melania must have suffered until Barron was conceived. However, it was part of her job, her contractual obligation.
LAMP
(serious answer)
The Weave is meant to do two things . .
1) Duck, dodge, confuse and obfuscate;
2) Cover up the fact that Trump doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.
There's an old saying, "If you can't bedazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." Trump does it all the time. And yes, it's one the methods he uses to hide his ignorance or sometimes just plain laziness.