Saturday, February 17, 2024

Zelenskyy Offers Trump a Tour of Ukraine's Front Line

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy wants Donald Trump to come and see the war against Russia with his own eyes.

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A twenty-mule team couldn't drag Trump that close to danger.

He's the Anointed One. He needs to preserve his life for........Doing miracles, I guess.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2024-02-17 11:24 AM

Zelenskyy Offers Dotard a tour of Ukraine's front line

Bunker -------- took cover when unarmed protestors were hanging out in a park. And then he had security tear gas them so he could waddle his morbidly obese body across the street and hold a bible upside down.

Yeah, I'm sure Cadet Bonespurs (www.usatoday.com) is running full speed towards the sound of gunfire as we speak.

#2 | Posted by censored at 2024-02-17 11:37 AM

Fat Donnie Loser is too busy squeezing into a girdle and diaper and parading around Mar-A-Fatso in front of 80 yr old drag queens.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-02-17 02:37 PM

I can't imagine him wearing a chest rig, let alone a helmet. "Does this make me look macho?"

#4 | Posted by MadMikeMcGonzo at 2024-02-17 09:14 PM

Bunker Bitch is hoping for an invitation to Moscow so he can get defiled again by Putin.

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-02-18 10:13 AM

Give him the biggly tour, no vest or helmet needed.

#6 | Posted by bat4255 at 2024-02-18 03:12 PM

Lol. Trump wouldn't even go to a WW1 memorial because it was raining.

#7 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-02-18 07:27 PM

Front lines? Drat, bone spurs acting up again.

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-02-19 05:32 AM

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