Stoner Rats Besiege New Orleans Police Headquarters

Thursday, March 14, 2024

The New Orleans Police Department is battling a formidable enemy that has infiltrated its headquarters: an army of rats that has begun feasting on drugs stored in the evidence room."The rats are eating our marijuana. They're all high."

Posted by censored at 02:33 PM | 13 COMMENTS | permalink

They're all high': Louisiana police say rats eating marijuana in evidence roomNew Orleans superintendent tells council committee that rodents have infested the building and requests to move headquarters https://t.co/rf9kKUrMSf
" No Comps (@NewBlackMan) March 13, 2024

Comments

Probably got the munchies.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-13 07:58 AM

States are still busting people for weed? How quaint.

#2 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-03-13 12:00 PM

Employ some cats. They solve the rat problem quickly.

#3 | Posted by a_monson at 2024-03-14 06:59 AM

Employ some cats. They solve the rat problem quickly. #3 | Posted by a_monson

But then the cats will get high from eating the rats and then just lie around all day in the sun staring out the window.

#4 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-14 02:18 PM

I bet those rats ate up a bunch of cocaine and cash too.

#5 | Posted by libs_of_dr at 2024-03-14 02:49 PM

Cocaine Rat?

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-14 02:54 PM

#4 | POSTED BY CENSORED

Read "Top of the Food Chain", a short story by T.C. Boyle.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-14 02:55 PM

Alright, I'll read the link...

Anne Kirkpatrick
Anne
-well there's your problem right there
...needs to relocate its facilities to a downtown high rise to escape the unbearable conditions.
-wants a downtown high rise to escape the unbearable conditions.
...the rats have left feces on desks, and cockroaches have moved in. "The uncleanliness is off the charts,"
-horses and carts, Anne. Carts and horses.
...the City Council approved
-aaand she wins. hooray. try to not trash this place!

#8 | Posted by libs_of_dr at 2024-03-14 03:01 PM

Read "Top of the Food Chain", a short story by T.C. Boyle. #7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Done. Good story, thanks!

Hate to imagine what horrors would befall American civilization if our house cats stopped providing their valuable services.

#9 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-14 04:34 PM

far out so they get the munchies and eat more... sort of self-perpetuating.

#10 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-03-14 04:45 PM

I want to start a Reggie punk ban called stoner rats now

#11 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2024-03-14 07:01 PM

They were trying to get some cats to get rid of the rats, but
then the rats started dealing Catnip to the cats, and now the
pot belongs solely again, to the rats...

#12 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-03-15 07:03 AM

The more cannibis disappears from evidence, the better.

No one should EVER go to jail for cannabis.

#13 | Posted by DarkVader at 2024-03-15 09:48 PM

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