Friday, August 30, 2024

Dotard Says People Don’t Eat Bacon Anymore Because Of Wind

The former president, in an event moderated by former Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, claimed that grocery prices have gone up at levels "that nobody's ever seen" (they're no longer rising at the rate they have been in recent years) before pointing to the cost of bacon. "Some people don't eat bacon anymore and we are going to get the energy prices down, when we get energy down," Trump said. He continued, "You know this was caused by their horrible energy. Wind, they want wind all over the place. But when it doesn't blow we have a little problem."

Comments

The horrible "wind" Old Senescent is whining about comes from the seat of his voluminous pantaloons. Closer to home, man-baby, closer to home.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-08-30 11:31 AM

WELL NY TIMES/CNN/ETC....I'M WAITING....

"But when it doesn't blow we have a little problem.""

THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD TULSI

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-08-30 03:45 PM

... "Some people don't eat bacon anymore and we are going to get the energy prices down, when we get energy down," . .

OK.

Fmr Pres Trump is asserting he will get the price of bacon down. ... how?

Fmr Pres Trump is asserting he will get the cost of energy down. ... how?

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-09-01 01:29 AM

Camper Van Beethoven - Good Guys & Bad Guys (1986)
www.youtube.com

Lyrics excerpt...

genius.com

...
Well there are good guys and there are bad guys
And there are crooks and criminals
There are doctors and there are lawyers
And there are folks like you and me

So let's get high while the radio's on
Just relax and sing a song
Drive your car up on the lawn
Let me play your guitar

Well, this here verse is for the people in russia
Though it is a long long ways away
They couldn't hear this song in russia
But couldn't understand the words anyway
...


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-09-01 01:36 AM

Oh noes!!

Them evil lefty radical wind farms are killing all them fat pigs flying out of Trumpy's fat lying arse!

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-09-01 03:34 PM

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