Friday, November 15, 2024

Musk Offers “High-Tech Revolutionaries” Slavery to Trump

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are asking Americans who are "high-IQ small-government revolutionaries" and willing to work over 80 hours a week to join their new Department of Government Efficiency " at zero pay.

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In a new X post on Thursday that doubled as a job announcement and another one of Musk's trolling attempts, the account for the newly formed Doge wrote: "We don't need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting."

The name of the department, which is not part of the federal government, harkens back to a meme of an expressive shiba inu dog.

"If that's you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants," the statement added.

In a separate post, Musk chimed in on the callout, saying: "Indeed, this will be tedious work, make lots of enemies & compensation is zero."

"What a great deal!" Musk, the richest man in the world, wrote with a laughing emoji. He has promised to reduce federal bureaucracy by a third and cut $2tn from US government spending, an endeavor he said "necessarily involves some temporary hardship".

Comments

Boolshee. There's pay.

Normals call it grifting and grafting

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-11-15 06:53 AM

The Onion has started off excellently! I almost believed Musk is doing a cattle call to deplorables.

AI Jan and AI Stan are making bank. He just needs fleshbags to dispatch when necessary.

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-11-15 12:53 PM

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