Wednesday, January 08, 2025

2 Bodies Found in Landing Gear of Jet Blue Flight

Two bodies were found in the landing gear compartment of a JetBlue aircraft at a South Florida airport, authorities said.

Posted by LegallyYourDead at 09:32 AM | 4 COMMENTS | permalink

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Two bodies were discovered in the landing gear compartment of a JetBlue plane on Monday after a flight to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the airline said in a statement on Tuesday.

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-- The New York Times (@nytimes.com) January 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM

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"United Healthcare welcomes you. To terminate the bitterness of life, you are entitled to select from three exciting and surprising forms of death, one of which awaits inside each of the overhead compartments you see before you."

#1 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-01-08 04:33 AM

I'd be interested in what political party the dead belong to.

I can easily imagine the deceased denying scientific facts a priori, such lack of oxygen and Antarctic temperatures at high altitudes.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-01-08 10:01 AM

I remember years ago an Indian man was trying to bring his wife to the States for free by putting her in a suitcase. He found out the cargo space wasn't pressurized or heated so...

anyhooooo... he was so distraught at finding this out... he left the airport to a hotel... where he made himself dead... leaving his wife in the suitcase at luggage claim.

I wonder how long it takes after you're airborne?... curious... I mean is it like being dumped on the roadside in -100F before the oxygen gets too thin? People do the strangest things when they are freezing to death.

#3 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-01-08 11:58 AM

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-01-08 10:01 PM

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