"It will go away."

#2 | POSTED BY MATTM

It's just the "flu". With cute little bumps.

Only 500 cases. Soon to be zero!

It will go away when it gets warmer.

If we would stop talking about it then it would no longer be an issue now would it? Just like racism. Stop talking about it and it will go away!

Anyway. Just eat a bushel of carrots and some horse paste and you will be just fine.

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