Friday, April 04, 2025

$5 Million Gold VisaCard has Trump's Face on It

President Donald Trump has unveiled his $5 million 'gold card' visa, featuring his own likeness.

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www.newsweek.com/donald-trump... Trump has unveiled his $5 million 'gold card' visa, featuring his own likeness.

"For $5 million, this could be yours," Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One. "You know what that card is? It's the Gold Card, the Trump Card," Trump said Thursday. [image or embed]

— Deborah Lynn (@mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social) April 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM

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He's telling you who his real market is... and it's not poor Red Staters.

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Here's a look at a commercial for the first card with his face on it:

www.youtube.com

(@ about a minute in)

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-04-04 02:33 PM

If his face is on it, its not worth a damn thing. He can use it as a suppository.

#2 | Posted by HeeHaw at 2025-04-04 04:54 PM

Dotard's face is better here: cdn.shopify.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-04 05:37 PM

That's revolting.

#4 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-04-04 05:38 PM

"This fine digital whoopie cushion makes a hilarious noisy situation for the executive who doesn't want to be heard. With even slight body movement such as dicing, swiping or a sudden dash from authorities, your snorting, chortling and overdosing can be mistaken for a MAGA-sized case of Tump rump. Gold bindle and handcuffs sold separately."

#5 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-04-04 06:05 PM

For the card to be realistic dotard's mug has to be coated with Putin's essence.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-04 06:07 PM

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