Who would've thought Donnie Dumpsterfire's economy would be good?

He lost trade deals.

Lost trade partners.

Alienated us from the rest of the world. (Including Canada, which, WTF?)

Caused ranchers and farmers to lose their workers.

Destroyed this nation's economy.

Drove away scientists, engineers and medical professionals.

Sent us heading for an economic recession.

Wasted millions going to the Super Bowl and throwing himself the worst military parade for his birthday.

Has spent the past six months looting the nation.

Cut million for Medicare, is looting social security.

He can't form complete sentences and is leaking excrement from his overburdened diapers.

Republicans are the reason why public education is so necessary. They're the dumbest bunch of losers in America.

Eggs are still more expensive than they were a years ago and so is gas.

But the stock market is up!

Huzzah!