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Saturday, May 17, 2025

And when thyself with silver foot shall pass Among the theories scattered on the grass Take up my good intentions with the rest And then for Christ's sake stick them up your ass.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 08:32 AM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

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Ahh Saturday, the true Sabbath. I'll be mowing the lawn.

#1 | Posted by shane at 2025-05-17 09:47 AM

Overcast, chilly, off to ref at a soccer tournament. Red card for you, Red card for you, a Red card for you, cards for everyone.

#2 | Posted by mattm at 2025-05-17 09:57 AM

Boaz's Self-glorification?

Clearing skies. Got the text forecast from the county to stay off the roads this morning because of too many high school graduations. They didn't mention tonight.

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-17 10:07 AM

Correct as far as days go. In actual Christianity though, Jesus is the Sabbath now.

So you can go fishing instead of church, just take him with you.

Which reminds me of an old joke.

Never take a Baptist fishing with you; he'll just drink all your beer!

Take two Baptists with you. They'll keep an eye on each other, and you can drink all your beer.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-17 12:27 PM

How to tell a Methodist from a Baptist?

The Methodist will talk to you coming out of the liquor store.

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-17 05:00 PM

I backed out of reading any of these books from democrat propaganda
media but I was talked into it and it's really revealing..

especially about Harris...FAKE PARTY to help her be like.....normal ??

-using child actors to surround her.

-others in the biden WH saying that she was rarely around on a regular basis because she didn't want the responsibility of making
a decision...okaaaaay I can see that if she's running..they also said they wouldn't let her take a couple of drinks to relax her before speaking...she sounded to me like she had some hidden somewhere.... ha ha
AND I'd like to ask them a question..
" so you say biden was "sharp as a tack" and you saw a really
strong and vital man all 4 years....why would you want him to be
in a wheel chair ?...
oh well...didn't mean to mess up whatever this is today.....but these are biden insiders talking..
sooooooooooooooooooooooo

#6 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-05-17 06:20 PM

why would you want him to be in a wheel chair ?...

Apparently it's fine if you make it look like a golf cart.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-17 06:24 PM

Rectifying the 'Unions did it' BS

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#8 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-05-18 12:40 AM

Figures Dumbfuq likes the Nazi Henry Ford

Go ---- yourself, idiot.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-19 05:45 AM

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