The Saturday Dept of BS
And when thyself with silver foot shall pass Among the theories scattered on the grass Take up my good intentions with the rest And then for Christ's sake stick them up your ass.
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Ahh Saturday, the true Sabbath. I'll be mowing the lawn.
#1 | Posted by shane at 2025-05-17 09:47 AM | Reply
Overcast, chilly, off to ref at a soccer tournament. Red card for you, Red card for you, a Red card for you, cards for everyone.
#2 | Posted by mattm at 2025-05-17 09:57 AM | Reply
Boaz's Self-glorification?
Clearing skies. Got the text forecast from the county to stay off the roads this morning because of too many high school graduations. They didn't mention tonight.
#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-17 10:07 AM | Reply
#1
Correct as far as days go. In actual Christianity though, Jesus is the Sabbath now.
So you can go fishing instead of church, just take him with you.
Which reminds me of an old joke.
Never take a Baptist fishing with you; he'll just drink all your beer!
Take two Baptists with you. They'll keep an eye on each other, and you can drink all your beer.
#4 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-17 12:27 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
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