Despite the president's sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll confirmed that Donald Trump's support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. "Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president's approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000," said polling analyst Lily Willis.

Thanks to The Onion for providing this but of humor in the middle of a shht-storm. The photo below refers to a 2016 lawsuit filed against Dummkopf Trumpf and Jeffrey Epstein by one of their 13-year-old victims: scribd.com