Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Sunday, August 03, 2025

Despite the president's sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll confirmed that Donald Trump's support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. "Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president's approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000," said polling analyst Lily Willis.

  • Gallup's results indicated that Trump's agenda still spoke to the large number of Americans primarily concerned with kitchen table issues like whether or not they'll be able to afford 13-year-old prostitutes. "For sexual predators who molest kids paycheck to paycheck, Trump's promise to jump-start the economy with tariffs remains extremely popular."

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    Thanks to The Onion for providing this but of humor in the middle of a shht-storm. The photo below refers to a 2016 lawsuit filed against Dummkopf Trumpf and Jeffrey Epstein by one of their 13-year-old victims: scribd.com
    https://i.imgur.com/CZloC4Eh.jpg

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    Yeah, as Ii read the summary, i said to myself, this has to be an Onion parody.

    Thanks to The Onion for providing this but of humor in the middle of a shht-storm. ...

    I chuckled as i read it.

    thx.

    #1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-03 11:16 PM | Reply

    Hi Lamplighter. You're welcome.

    #2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-04 12:20 AM | Reply

    The onion hits close to home again.
    A guy I had known for a couple of years died a few months back. When I went to visit him in the hospital the day before he died they wrote a different last name on the visitor pass they issued to me than what I knew him by. After his death I was trying to find funeral info. I found nothing under the name I knew him by but when I googled him using the name written on the pass I found a Missouri state highway patrol page that listed him as a sex offender who assaulted a 12 year old about 10 years before I met him. He had done 5 years in prison.
    He was a vocal Trump supporter.

    #3 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-08-05 12:00 PM | Reply

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