Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Trump Proudly Declares End of Fighting Between 'Aberbaijan' and Albania

President Donald Trump boasted of ending hostilities between "Aberbaijan" and Albania on Tuesday. While doing so, he managed to flub the name of one country and cite another that had not actually been involved in the conflict in question.

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Trump Proudly Declares End of Hostilities Between 'Aberbaijan' and - Albania?

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-- Mediaite (@mediaite.com) Aug 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM

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More: Trump appeared on Tuesday's edition of The Mark Levin Show, where he repeated his context-less claim to have ended six or seven global conflicts in his first seven months in office.

"I've settled six wars, and a lot of people say seven because there's one that nobody knows about," Trump said cryptically. "But I've settled six wars, and we did the Iran" I wiped out their nuclear capability, which they would've used against Israel in two seconds if they had the chance. But we wiped it out."

After claiming that the conflict between India and Pakistan was the "easiest" to resolve, Trump turned his attention to "Aberbaijan" and Albania.

#1 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-20 10:51 AM

The gaslighting never stops.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-08-20 11:16 AM

How about Marla and Melania?

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-08-20 01:45 PM

Ivanka and Melanoma require a UN peacekeeping force as well.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51FdBhPe70L.__AC_SX300_SY300_QL70_ML2_.jpg

"Up, up and away!"

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-20 02:03 PM

... President Donald Trump boasted of ending hostilities between "Aberbaijan" and Albania on Tuesday. While doing so, he managed to flub the name of one country and cite another that had not actually been involved in the conflict in question. ...

There really needs to be a website, or a social media page along the lines of ...

~What if fmr Pres Biden had said this?~

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-20 06:17 PM

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