Monday, August 25, 2025

Pedo 47 to Change Pentagon’s Name to Department of War

President Donald Trump on Monday foreshadowed that his administration, in coming days, will likely change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War. Trump said officials would "probably" return the Pentagon to the more aggressive name it once held in about a week. Both he and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth " who has vowed to restore the department's "warrior ethos" " have repeatedly lamented the name change, which occurred after World War II. When "we won World War I, World War II, it was called the Department of War. And to me, that's really what it is," Trump said at a press event with South Korean President Lee Jae Myung. "Everybody likes that we had an unbelievable history of victory when it was Department of War. Then we changed it to Department of Defense."

Comments

The bloated queef who hides in the White House bunker fancies himself a war hero.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-25 07:23 PM

Make War Great Again!

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-25 07:25 PM

Dept of War is so much more macho, so much more Donnie Doll Hands.

Vlad, Kim, and Xi are shaking in their boots now... with laughter.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-25 08:07 PM

It Is more Honest. Admit it.

We don't wage Defensive Wars. Our last Truly defensive war was 1812.

No Euphemism. Novel.

It's Donnie's Dementia showing.

The Filters are GONE.

#4 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2025-08-25 08:45 PM

PEDO DONNIE has a tiny dick.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-25 08:51 PM

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