Cowboys Trade Micah Parsons to Packers

Thursday, August 28, 2025

The Dallas Cowboys have traded Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers for two first-round draft picks. Green Bay has already signed him to a four-year, $188 million deal ($136 million guaranteed) that makes him the highest-paid non-quarterback in NFL history.

Posted by retort at 07:28 PM | 5 COMMENTS | permalink

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I love that jerry jones is going to die without sniffing another superbowl. And it's all because of his ego and arrogance.

#1 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-08-28 08:32 PM

Rogers... thread already up with 10 comments.

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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-28 10:09 PM

This is pretty good, Dallas reveals Rival Game Uni
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#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-29 02:24 PM

I'm betting it's going to end up being a lose-lose situation.

Cowboys get 2 LATE 1st round picks and a 30 yo washed up tackle.
Doesn't matter anyways because GM Jerruh Jones can't draft his way out of a wet paper bag.

Parsons is overrated AF and is bad against the run. Cowboys fans call him the human traffic cone vs the run.

Only good thing is the Jones boys are punting the season away already so the cowboys Super Bowl talk won't even get started this year for the first time in 29 years.

#4 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-08-30 01:51 AM

This just dropped on August 19th on Netflix. It's eight episodes.

America's Team: The Gambler and His Cowboys

Scandals, Super Bowls, and a team's rise and fall:
The untold story of the '90s Cowboys is finally here.

I'm on episode six.
Been some eye opening stuff I didn't know.

www.netflix.com

#5 | Posted by Idependant97 at 2025-08-30 02:27 AM

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