Trump broke from his prepared remarks at the United Nations on Tuesday to bemoan an inoperable escalator and a defective teleprompter, using the incidents to portray the global body as dysfunctional. "All I got from the United Nations was an escalator that on the way up stopped right in the middle," he mused, chopping the air with his hand. But it turns out the cause was closer to Trump.
Stephane Dujarric, the U.N. spokesman, said a videographer from the U.S. delegation who ran ahead of him triggered the stop mechanism at the top of the escalator.
As he began his speech, Trump also noted that the teleprompter wasn't working. He joked that whoever was running the teleprompter "is in big trouble."
A U.N. official speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue contributed that one to his side as well, saying the White House was operating the teleprompter for the president.
Hi Doc Sarvis: Morbid obesity certainly has its consequences. Dummkopf Trumpf's unsightly girth is straining not only HMX-1, but the UN escalator groaned in agony and froze. One wonders how the golf carts Trumpf drives manages.
Republicans sure picked an Olympian to be their President: i.imgflip.com
Most certainly China's Ministry of State Security (MSS) codeword for Dummkopf Trumpf is 'Chengse Eizhen' or 'Orange Earthquake': www.japantimes.co.jp
Those of you haven't *Killfiled* the trolls on drudge.com can corroborate that with the Wu Maos on our august platform.
#5: Might be a reinforced chassis and suspension underpinning the golf cart for Trumpf's girth, a girth which is only exceeded by his Narcissistic ego: static01.nyt.com
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