Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Pedo 47 Brags About Dodging Sniper Fire At Kirk Memorial

President Donald Trump has faced backlash after bragging about his ability to dodge bullets at an event honoring assassinated activist Charlie Kirk. Speaking about political violence in America, Trump accused people on "the left" of ramming vehicles at federal law enforcement and firing sniper rifles at ICE agents - "and me." But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time - I turned to the right," he said, referencing the life-saving moment he miraculously shifted his head and avoided the bullet of would-be assassin Thomas Michael Crooks in Pennsylvania last year.
"Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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"But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time - I turned to the right."

Sounds like a lift from Brian Regan's lottery numbers routine: youtu.be

"Third ticket ... I picked a 2. I'm always on a 2. You know me, I always got the 2 covered ... "

"This," Regan points out, "is the story that he's sharing with humans."

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-10-15 04:54 AM

"bragging about his ability to dodge bullets"

I would like to know if the bullets that killed those bystanders in Butler actually came from the gun that they took from the hands of that conveniently dead "assassin".

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-10-15 07:52 AM

"bragging about his ability to dodge bullets"

Dummkopf Trumpf is both Superman and Wonder Woman. Who knew?

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-10-15 08:03 AM

Trump was never shot.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2025-10-15 08:46 AM

referencing the life-saving moment he miraculously shifted his head and avoided the bullet of would-be assassin Thomas Michael Crooks in Pennsylvania last year.

LOL fake news.

#5 | Posted by jpw at 2025-10-15 12:08 PM

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