Tuesday, November 04, 2025

ICE Recruits Can't Pass Open-book Written Test

According to the report, which has not been independently verified by MSNBC, "nearly half of new recruits who've arrived for training at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center over the past three months were later sent home because they couldn't pass the written exam, according to the data."

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More than a third of the recruits at ICE's training academy are failing the personal-fitness test, Nick Miroff reports. "It's pathetic," one career ICE official told Miroff. https://theatln.tc/GHLzZnFh

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-- The Atlantic (@theatlantic.com) Nov 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM

Comments

Do they pick boogers and eat them, too?

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-03 10:05 AM

Do they pick boogers and eat them, too?

#1 | POSTED BY ZED

That's reserved for management.

If they are able to successfully do that in training then they get a bonus and are immediately promoted to management. The masks ICEholes wear prevent any good booger harvesting.

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-03 10:16 AM

I guess if some thought that the MAGA revolution would mean that people with absolutely no education would be fed good paying jobs, they were wrong.

Stay in school, kids.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-03 10:27 AM

... Or put another way, almost half of these recruits failed an open-book test. ...

Perhaps they were attracted to apply for the position by the violence they see ICE using upon people, including American citizens.

Related ...

Will ICE raids get worse? Trump says they 'haven't gone far enough'
www.yahoo.com

... President Donald Trump signaled in a recent interview that he won't be backing down on immigration enforcement raids across the country, despite divided public opinion and intensifying legal pushback.

In an interivew with CBS' "60 Minutes" that aired Nov. 2, host Norah O'Donnell asked Trump whether Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents had gone too far in recent operations. She specifically addressed viral incidents in which agents tackled a mother, used tear gas in a Chicago neighborhood and smashed car windows.

Trump brushed off the criticisms and doubled down on his far-reaching immigration crackdown.

"I think they haven't gone far enough," Trump said. "Because we've been held back by the judges, by the liberal judges that were put in by Biden and by Obama." ...



#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-03 02:36 PM

I guess if some thought that the MAGA revolution would mean that people with absolutely no education would be fed good paying jobs, they were wrong.
Stay in school, kids.

Sinister mega AI company Palantir is specifically recruiting high school grads. Their argument: "Skip college indoctrination and school loans debt." Source: "We'll Indoctrinate You".

And one doesn't need a college degree to be an FBI Special Agent now under the Trumpf junta.

No thinking aloud in the Fourth Reich.


#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-03 02:43 PM

Hiring the stupidest among us is the goal.

Dumb bunnies don't question orders.

That is why J6ers are perfect recruits...anyone dumb enough to attack the government for free to protect a felon from accountability is the perfect candidate.

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-04 08:44 AM

They dumb AF!
Bubba's, -------, and Cletus's are the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.

#7 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-11-05 04:53 AM

La Migra has long been staffed by dim losers.
They're still losers, just getting dimmer.

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-05 10:19 AM

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