Join Ice

By Jesse Welles.

Well, if you're looking for purpose
In the current circus
If you're seeking respect and attention
If you're in need of a gig
That'll help you feel big
Come with me and put some folks in detention

Just last week was kinda rough
I put a kid in cuffs and zip-tied a woman to a van
We can sneak around town
Hunting working folks down
I hear they get a great benefit plan

Join ICE
Boy, ain't it nice?
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Take my advice
If you're lacking control and authority
Come with me and hunt down minorities
Join ICE

Well, I failed the academy
The cops weren't having me
The army didn't sound that fun
So, I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun

See: I got picked on at school
I never felt that cool
There's a hole in my soul that just rages
All the women turned me down
They told me I was a clown
Well, won't you look at me now
I'm putting folks in cages at ICE

They got great hours
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For respect and power
They got a sign-on bonus of 50 grand
They're in need of you needing to feel like a man
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