Monday, December 01, 2025

Report Card: FBI Is 'All F----- Up' Under Kashyap Patel

An alliance of active-duty and retired agents FBI agents issued a damning 115-page report branding the FBI a "rudderless ship" that is all f---- up' under the mismanagement of Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel. The dossier, A Pulse Check of the First Six Months of Kashyap Patel's leadership, will be presented to the House and Senate Judiciary Committees this week.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 10:10 AM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

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Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel: The Most Underqualified Director of the FBI. Ever.

The damaging new dossier also detailed an embarrassing tantrum D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel allegedly threw after good-for-nothing xenophobe Charlie Kirk was rendered ineffective on 10 Sep. Patel reportedly flew into Provo, Utah, the day after the world was mercifully relieved of the hatemonger, but Patel childishly refused to "disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket."

Why this Empty Suit would travel without his own raid jacket is unclear. So concerned about the optics, the popinjay pulled Salt Lake City FBI field agents from the investigation and ordered them to find him a medium-sized jacket. Patel was given a female raid jacket which was missing accoutrements, further infuriating the vainglorious incompetent pompous ass.

There is a catalog of other blunders, missteps, and malfeasance in the article, including wasting FBI resources flying him around the US and using the FBI SWAT team to protect his country bumpkin girlfriend.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 10:19 AM

The Dept of Justice is not doing well either. Dummkopf Trumpf's former mouth-for-hire Alina Habba is disqualified from serving as New Jersey's top federal prosecutor despite the junta's maneuvers to keep her in the role, an appeals court ruled Monday.

One of Habba's many great sins is supporting a cold-blooded regime persecuting vulnerable migrants after her parents-- two migrants-- escaped persecution from Iraq decade ago.

Source: apnews.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 12:16 PM

Don't be a Sad Panda, Alina, Dummkopf Trumpf still lusts after you.

BTW: Nice crucifix you wear to importantly separate you from Muslim Arabs who are getting hoovered up by your nefarious regime.


#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 12:27 PM

More details here: www.mediaite.com

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 06:36 PM

#3

Is that Kash's new jacket before the patches?

#5 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-12-01 07:35 PM

They fired anybody with half a ------- brain.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-01 08:20 PM

D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel and DD/FBI Dan Bongino were more interested in building up there personal resumes than genuinely leading the FBI: nypost.com

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-02 07:34 AM

A troubling new report card on the first six months of Patel's leadership concludes he is "in over his head" and his deputy, Dan Bongino, is "something of a clown,"

Nobody could have guessed...

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-12-03 10:56 AM

Anyway, this is MAGA in a nutshell.

It's the prime example of why anyone who voted for Trump more than once should never be allowed to vote again. Ever.

They're too ---- stupid to be trusted with such a responsibility.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2025-12-03 10:57 AM

D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel eliminated the college degree for FBI agents and reduced their rigorous 20-week academy to a measly eight weeks, shorter than the standard ten-week GS-1811 Criminal Investigator Training Program (CITP) of ten-weeks at FLETC, GA.

Enlisted non-college educated US Army Military Policemen (MOS 95B) receive more law-enforcement training between BCT and AIT than today's FBI agents. The same could be said of US Army Counterintelligence Agents (MOS 97B/351L). "Hu-ah!"

If Kashyap Pramod Vinod "I'll Have the Butter Chicken" Patel wanted to effectively weaken the effectiveness of the FBI as America's premier law-enforcement and counterintelligence agency, he gets the top award, as the imminent report will demonstrate.


#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-03 11:32 AM

Typo fixed:

"D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel eliminated the college degree for FBI agents and reduced their rigorous 20-week academy to a measly eight weeks, shorter than the standard ten-week GS-1811 Criminal Investigator Training Program (CITP) at FLETC, GA."

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Hah!

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-03 11:52 AM

Among the other nicknames FBI agents have for Kash Patel (which include "f****** d*uchebag):

Kash Patel's behavior as FBI director has earned him a new nickname, according to former special agent

The nation's top law enforcement official has been referred to behind his back as the "Make-a-Wish Director" for his alleged extravagant trips and activities, which often use the agency's resources.

In recent weeks, Patel has come under scrutiny for his use of government aircraft, the security detail assigned to his girlfriend, and conflicts with other senior administration members, among other things.

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#12 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-12-03 11:52 AM

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