Report Card: FBI Is 'All F----- Up' Under Kashyap Patel

Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel: The Most Underqualified Director of the FBI. Ever.

The damaging new dossier also detailed an embarrassing tantrum D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel allegedly threw after good-for-nothing xenophobe Charlie Kirk was rendered ineffective on 10 Sep. Patel reportedly flew into Provo, Utah, the day after the world was mercifully relieved of the hatemonger, but Patel childishly refused to "disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket."

Why this Empty Suit would travel without his own raid jacket is unclear. So concerned about the optics, the popinjay pulled Salt Lake City FBI field agents from the investigation and ordered them to find him a medium-sized jacket. Patel was given a female raid jacket which was missing accoutrements, further infuriating the vainglorious incompetent pompous ass.

There is a catalog of other blunders, missteps, and malfeasance in the article, including wasting FBI resources flying him around the US and using the FBI SWAT team to protect his country bumpkin girlfriend.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 10:19 AM | Reply

The Dept of Justice is not doing well either. Dummkopf Trumpf's former mouth-for-hire Alina Habba is disqualified from serving as New Jersey's top federal prosecutor despite the junta's maneuvers to keep her in the role, an appeals court ruled Monday.

One of Habba's many great sins is supporting a cold-blooded regime persecuting vulnerable migrants after her parents-- two migrants-- escaped persecution from Iraq decade ago.

Source: apnews.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 12:16 PM | Reply

Don't be a Sad Panda, Alina, Dummkopf Trumpf still lusts after you.

BTW: Nice crucifix you wear to importantly separate you from Muslim Arabs who are getting hoovered up by your nefarious regime.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 12:27 PM | Reply

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#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 06:36 PM | Reply

Is that Kash's new jacket before the patches?

#5 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-12-01 07:35 PM | Reply

They fired anybody with half a fucking brain.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-01 08:20 PM | Reply