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Monday, December 01, 2025

An alliance of active-duty and retired agents FBI agents issued a damning 115-page report branding the FBI a "rudderless ship" that is all f---- up' under the mismanagement of Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel. The dossier, A Pulse Check of the First Six Months of Kashyap Patel's leadership, will be presented to the House and Senate Judiciary Committees this week.

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Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel: The Most Underqualified Director of the FBI. Ever.

The damaging new dossier also detailed an embarrassing tantrum D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel allegedly threw after good-for-nothing xenophobe Charlie Kirk was rendered ineffective on 10 Sep. Patel reportedly flew into Provo, Utah, the day after the world was mercifully relieved of the hatemonger, but Patel childishly refused to "disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket."

Why this Empty Suit would travel without his own raid jacket is unclear. So concerned about the optics, the popinjay pulled Salt Lake City FBI field agents from the investigation and ordered them to find him a medium-sized jacket. Patel was given a female raid jacket which was missing accoutrements, further infuriating the vainglorious incompetent pompous ass.

There is a catalog of other blunders, missteps, and malfeasance in the article, including wasting FBI resources flying him around the US and using the FBI SWAT team to protect his country bumpkin girlfriend.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-01 10:19 AM | Reply

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