Tuesday, December 02, 2025

'Healthiest Person Alive': Newsom Shares Mock Medical Report

California Gov. Gavin Newsom's office responded to the White House sharing a memorandum about President Donald Trump's MRI results ...

Posted by retort at 11:49 AM | 19 COMMENTS | permalink

More

'Disconcerting': Ex-White House cardiologist deeply skeptical of  'weird' Trump MRI reveal

www.rawstory.com/donald-trump ... [image or embed]

-- Morgan Fairchild (@morgfair.bsky.social) Dec 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM

Comments

The bloated orange pedo's ------------- paw is rotting like goatshart's feet.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-02 12:53 PM

The disgusting orange pedo is the very picture of good health.

bsky.app

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-02 01:45 PM

It's hilarious how angry maga gets about newsom's tweets because what can they say? that he's being childish or ridiculous? they can't say that because he's doing exactly what trump does.

So they pivot to saying california, the world's 4th largest economy, is a failed state hellhole.

#3 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-12-02 11:24 PM

" It's hilarious how angry maga gets about newsom's tweets"

Do Trump supporters actually get mad about Newsome tweets? If they do they seriously need to look in the mirror. I don't see how Newsome's tweets can even come close to matching the lunacy of some of Trump's social media posts.

#4 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-12-02 11:33 PM

The disgusting orange nonce was sleeping again during his latest cabinet meeting.

www.nj.com

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-03 02:26 AM

#3

Both can be true.

Personally I hope wins the presidential election

His "let it burn" policy is lit! Literally!

#6 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-12-03 06:05 AM

. I don't see how Newsome's tweets can even come close to matching the lunacy of some of Trump's social media posts.
- belldinger

They use Trump's style to mock him.
It's hilarious, but it also takes away the argument Trump is infantile.

#7 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-12-03 06:08 AM

Do Trump supporters actually get mad about Newsome tweets? If they do they seriously need to look in the mirror. I don't see how Newsome's tweets can even come close to matching the lunacy of some of Trump's social media posts.

#4 | Posted by BellRinger

The morons on my local facebook groups or conservative california subreddits lose their minds over them

#8 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-12-03 01:07 PM

It's hilarious, but it also takes away the argument Trump is infantile.

#7 | Posted by oneironaut

Further proof that you're a moron.

That's like saying Alec Baldwin's orange makeup when he played trump on SNL makes trump's real life orange makeup less ridiculous.

#9 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-12-03 01:09 PM

" The morons on my local facebook groups or conservative california subreddits lose their minds over them

#8 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY AT 2025-12-03 01:07 PM | FLAG: "

Well, they are ------- totally lacking in self awareness with that being the case. Feel free to share my assessment with them.

#10 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-12-03 03:17 PM

---- off you pathetic MAGAT ---- gargler.

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 03:23 PM

Well, they are ------- totally lacking in self awareness with that being the case. Feel free to share my assessment with them.

#10 | Posted by BellRinger

What does it tell you about yourself that you support the same leaders as a bunch of morons like that?

#12 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-12-03 03:39 PM

" What does it tell you about yourself that you support the same leaders as a bunch of morons like that?

#12 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY AT 2025-12-03 03:39 PM | FLAG: "

Why is everything binary with you?

#13 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-12-03 11:40 PM

Not releasing anything to compare with Trump's lies is his m.o. (Recent Example: Report on the economy)

Which is only proof that he's hiding something negative. It doesn't take three guesses what. His brain isn't banging on all eight cylinders. Onset Alzheimer, maybe.

THAT would be the last thing he'd want the public to know. (Other than his creeping male pattern bald spot getting too big to cover up.) ` LOL

#14 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-12-04 07:10 AM

In short order I had an ultrasound, a CT scan, and then an MRI. You don't have an MRI unless they found something on the CT scan first. With me the MRI detected nothing wrong. But the results don't say "perfect", FFS.

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-04 10:23 AM

In short order I had an ultrasound, a CT scan, and then an MRI. You don't have an MRI unless they found something on the CT scan first. With me the MRI detected nothing wrong. But the results don't say "perfect", FFS.

#15 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-04 10:23 AM | Reply | Flag: Obamacare Works

You're lucky to have a competent OB-GYN.

#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 12:32 PM

I don't know what is wrong with Donald Trump, but something clearly is. Yes, yes, he's never been what one might call stable, but his instability is more apparent now, dangerously so. I mean, 150-160 overnight tweets on December 1"some incomprehensible, others just crazy. Michelle Obama controlling Joe Biden's autopen? And yet"this is kind of crazy, too"none of the great legacy newspapers have done, to my knowledge, an in-depth analysis of what he may have been thinking, what caused these effusions, whether there was any kind of pattern or explanation"or linked them to Trump's nappiness at the Cabinet Obeisance Festival the following day, where, struggling not to doze off, he called Minnesota's Somali community "garbage."
Crude is on the crazy spectrum. Crazy is being defined down before our eyes. Trump is in a spitball lather, damp, mushy projectiles exploding in every direction. It may be the tension of impending crises"Epstein files, murder in the Caribbean, inflation coming on, the failure of inconsistent and irrational tariffs, the RFK Jr war on vaccines, the failure of his Ukraine capitulation plan, the mysterious MRI. Or maybe we are witnessing a pure psychological breakdown caused by the combination of tension and impending old age.

josephklein.substack.com

#17 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-04 12:38 PM

#16

Bloodclots, --------. Bloodclots. Which I guess in your case would mean an OB-GYN. But in my case, no.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-04 02:10 PM

#14: "--------?" Now you sound like a troll, LegallyYourDead.

Good luck with the bloodclots.

#19 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-04 02:13 PM

Drudge Retort Headlines

CBS News Viewship Plummets 23% Since MAGA Takeover (88 comments)

Iran Reportedly Plans Execution (78 comments)

Fundraiser for ICE Killer Is Busted Spewing Antisemitism (41 comments)

6 Quit DOJ Over Push to Investigate Victim's Widow (38 comments)

'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dies (31 comments)

New High of 45% in U.S. Identify as Political Independents (31 comments)

ICE Recruiting: The Truth Is Far Worse (30 comments)

Trump Warns 'we're screwed' If SCOTUS Strikes Down Tariffs (30 comments)

Factory Worker Suspended For Heckling Trump (28 comments)

E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved When Setting Rules on Air Pollution (27 comments)