Sunday, December 07, 2025

Trumpf and JD Vance Discuss Penis Size in Oval Office

Self-serving hillbilly millionaire VPOTUS JD Vance publicly related this anecdote with his wife Usha shamelessly chuckling beside him. In the Oval Office, Dummkopf Trumpf had asked Marco [Rubio], what's your shoe size?' And Marco's apparently an 11 and a half. He says, JD, what's your shoe size?' My shoe size is 13. I asked this politician, who I won't embarrass, what his shoe size is, and he says, Seven.' "The president leans back in his chair and says, You know, you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.' JD Vance bleats: "We won't ask the Second Lady for comment on that particular topic."

Comments

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-07 12:44 PM

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#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-07 01:37 PM

Thanks magat scum

#3 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-12-07 01:55 PM

Locker room humor.... after which they grabbed each other by the P.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2025-12-07 02:11 PM

You wonder what these two would be thinking about the high-minded strategic discussions taking place in the Oval Office today, with all their salaries paid for by the hard-working American taxpayer: cdn-attachments.timesofmalta.com

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-07 02:26 PM

Did Elon Musk's botched penis enlargement surgery make the discussion too?

It's entirely believable that all of Trump's narcissism stems from his tiny penis.

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-12-07 02:29 PM

That don't add up

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-07 09:24 PM

Get out the micrometer, someone's gonna need it for actual measurements once they get in to the prove it stage.

#8 | Posted by BBQ at 2025-12-07 11:07 PM

Ann Coulter has them both beat.

Where's that trash now anyway?

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-12-08 09:19 AM

Nick Fuentes has nice words for Vance.

"He is literally a fat, gay, race traitor that married a jeet."

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-08 09:57 PM

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