Thursday, February 12, 2026

Trump Sparks Health Concerns With Bizarre Slurring

The president appeared to experience a system malfunction during a self-indulgent speech at the White House on Wednesday.

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VPOTUS JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Bala Chilukuri Vance:


JD Vance: "See Usha, I told you all this global humiliation was worth it."

Usha Vance: "Yeah, but what in Virupaksha's name is taking so long for Dummkopf to stroke out?"

JD Vance: "Uh, you mean Jesus Christ's name, Usha."

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-12 03:24 AM

Look, the man has mini-strokes, alright? And very possibly a larger one a few months ago.

Time to face reality. I mean, really, high past time.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-12 08:11 AM

If Trump was your friend, you'd probably take him aside and explain it to him as gently as possible. As a friend, you owed him the truth; as a friend, he would expect no less.

But that won't happen. Because Trump has no friends.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-02-12 08:27 AM

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