Friday, March 27, 2026

Vance Warns Of Iranians With Nuclear Suicide Vests

Vice President JD Vance suggested that Iran had the desire to blow up grocery stores with nuclear suicide vests. During a cabinet meeting on Thursday, Vance praised the U.S. military strikes on Iran for creating options for negotiations. "What we have now that we didn't have when the president took over just a little over a year ago is the ability to use every tool at our disposal to ensure that Iran doesn't get a nuclear weapon," he explained. "Because when I say options, I think it's important the American people know, options, and it's options to ensure that Iran never has a nuclear weapon." "You talk about people who walk into a crowded supermarket and have a vest on, for what? And they blow up the vest, and a couple of people get killed, and that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest, it's not something that can kill a couple of people but can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?" he added.

Comments

I'm willing to bet this is nonsense.

From what I know about nuke warheads, they're not exactly scalable to a vest.

And why waste, for lack of a better term, a nuke on a random grocery store? Just walk into Time's Square with a backpack nuke and *poof*.

But he knows by saying "grocery store" that all the MAGA morons in their podunk red state s*^%hole small towns will believe their local Piggly Wiggly could be the target.

#1 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-27 01:46 PM

JD "They're Eating the Cats - They're Eating the Dogs!!!!!" Vance has no credibility, having made it clear he will spread lies in order to garner attention.

He said it, he did it, and he keeps doing it; it's is, clearly nothing more or less than his m.o., s.o.p.

Which makes it truly tragic if what he says ever actually turns out to be true.

Such is the lot of immature folk who cry "Wolf!" when none lurk about.

Cassandra's they ain't; despicables they most assuredly be.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-27 03:47 PM

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