Wednesday, April 08, 2026

Melania Trump Now Has Access to Kristi Noem's $70 Million Jet: Report

First Lady Melania Trump will fly around in luxury aboard former D/DHS Kristi Noem's $70 million Gulfstream G700, the jet preferred by billionaires.

Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 09:32 AM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

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Like her jacket once said, I don't think she's really cares at all.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-08 05:41 AM

The grift just keeps on grifting.

How about using the plane for legitimate national business?

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-04-08 06:32 AM

Does Corey come with it?
(What a cuddly pair!)

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-08 07:01 AM

What do you expect from the new American royalty?

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-08 10:13 AM

After all, Melanoma is Skankvenia's biggest movie star.

www.the-independent.com

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-08 10:16 AM

Is she banging Corey Lewandowski on the plane too?

#6 | Posted by qcp at 2026-04-08 11:09 AM

Oops missed your post, Doc. Didn't mean to steal your joke.

#7 | Posted by qcp at 2026-04-08 11:10 AM

re: #5

That kid would need to search out more 3rd rate porn to be able to recognize Melanoma

#8 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-04-08 11:13 AM

Melania Trump Now Has Access to Kristi Noem's $70 Million Jet: Report

Why?!

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-04-08 11:26 AM

Michelle Obama and her crotch fruit always flew coach on their many vacations.

#10 | Posted by visitor_ at 2026-04-08 11:46 AM

Why?!

Just eat your cake and be quiet.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-08 12:33 PM

Hardworking American Taxpayer Dollars at Work

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-08 02:41 PM

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