Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Amazon Employees Instructed To Work Around Dead Colleague

In a shocking incident, an Amazon employee at Troutdale, Oregon, died at work, allegedly going unnoticed for a significant period. A company spokesperson confirmed to TechCrunch that the incident occurred last week at the distribution centre. According to a report by The Western Edge, the worker collapsed on the floor at the PDX9 warehouse. He reportedly lay unattended for over an hour while others continued working around him. The man is believed to have died on Monday, 6 April. He was reportedly 46 years old. The report further claimed that workers were instructed to continue operations for more than an hour after the incident. Employees continued fetching totes, picking items off shelves, and loading packages onto trucks while the man's body remained on the floor.

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The report further claimed that workers were instructed to continue operations for more than an hour after the incident. Employees continued fetching totes, picking items off shelves, and loading packages onto trucks while the man's body remained on the floor. ...

Capitalism Über Alles.


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-14 01:13 AM

Tubes - What Do You Want From Life? (1975)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
What do you want from life?
To kidnap an heiress
Or threaten her with a knife?
What do you want from life?
To get cable TV
And watch it every night?

There you sit, a
Lump in your chair
Where do you sleep
And what do you wear
When you're sleeping

What do you want from life?
An Indian guru
To show you the inner light?
What do you want from life?
A meaningless love affair
With a girl that you met tonight?

How can you tell when you're doin' alright?
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night?
How do you know when you're really in love?
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving?

What do you want from life?
(What do you want from life?)
Someone to love
And somebody you can trust?
What do you want from life?
(What do you want from life?)
To try and be happy
While you do the nasty things you must?

What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?

Well, you can't have that, but
If you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool
A microwave oven--don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry!

A Gucci shoetree!
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick

Rosemary's baby!

A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new mastadon
A Maverick
A Mustang
A Montego
A Merc Montclair
A Mark IV
A meteor
A Mercedes
An MG
Or a Malibu?
A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati
A Mac truck
A Mazda
A new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago-- Hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding
A Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot

Or
A baby's arm holding an apple?
...



#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-14 01:25 AM

@#2 ... Baby's Arm Holding An Apple ...

That phrase was new to me, so I looked it up ...

OK, wow.

slangdefine.org

I'll choose not to cite the text of that site.


#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-14 01:33 AM

OK, another view (or listen, as the case may be..)

Any Trouble - Walking In Chains (1981)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

www.songlyrics.com

...
For the girls it's knowledge beyond their years
And a half brass wedding dress
When the babies cry you wipe their tears
Forget that lifes a mess

For the boys it's brand new bank accounts
Money they can't afford
Saving for that first new house
Working too hard to be bored

No time to talk
(nothing to say)
Don't run don't walk
(all work no play)
Silver knife and fork

Find a cure for all their pain
Drive all thoughts from out their brains
Squeeze them dry and see just what remains
Walking in chains

Sleeping late just once a week
A headache every night
Trying hard to make ends meet
Old clothes feel so tight

Indiscretion from time to time
With a friend from out of town
You close your eyes it's not a crime
It's a shame to turn it down

Nothing to hide
(it's everywhere)
A one way ride
(don't pay the fare)
No sense of pride
(no one to care)

All night buses and empty trains
Walking home in the pouring rain
Look inside and see just what remains
Walking in chains

All night buses and empty trains
Walking home in the pouring rain
Look inside and see just what remains
You've got me walking in chains
...


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-04-14 02:15 AM

A friend of my friend worked for a major US bank down south where his job, along with several others, was to make cold calls to their well-to-do account holders to push them into making high-risk investments.

One night he related this to us.

On the morning of 9/11, he and everyone on the team were transfixed to the TV set watching the horror of the Twin Towers collapsing. With the country under attack, no one was making cold calls.

His supervisor stormed into the office and angrily ordered them to get back to making calls pronto.

"This is the best time to get their money! Everybody's anxious and worried! Tell them to buy this or that! Move, people!"

Our friend told us he quit his job after that.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-14 03:06 AM

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