Monday, May 11, 2026

Air Force Leaked 32,000 Gallons of Jet Fuel in Potomac

With nearly one-fifth of the world's oil under lock and key thanks to Donald Trump's ill-fated war on Iran, oil derivatives like jet fuel are at a premium. That makes it all the more devastating that the US Air Force leaked some 32,000 gallons of the stuff into the Potomac river over the course of just four months.

Posted by Reinheitsgebot at 10:31 PM | 6 COMMENTS | permalink

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According to bombshell reporting by NOTUS, Maryland's Joint Base Andrews, the facility that stores and maintains Air Force One, has lost tens of thousands of gallons of valuable jet fuel over two separate leaks. That would be bad enough on its own, but Joint Base Andrews is situated directly on Piscataway Creek, a tributary of the Potomac River.

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Stinky increased pollution in the Potomac by at least 1500%.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-11 02:42 PM

Will the Potomac River now smell as bad as Trumpf's diapers?

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-11 02:44 PM

they saved dumping the waste drop for passing over the DNC.

figured it would be an improvement over the usual stink.

#3 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-05-11 03:41 PM

The brain dead orange child rapist's diapers reek of Santorum and Putin's ball snot.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-11 04:13 PM

32,000 gallons? That's about what Air Force One burns every weekend to go golfing in Florida.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-05-11 04:34 PM

Pollution is Trump'$ Legacy.

And Aggressive War.

James Polk and William McKinley in one Orange Diaper.

No where near as Competent as either of his
Predecessors.

Thank God.

But the Times are different and the Pollution is Real. The Deaths and Losses of War are Real.

Polk took a Million square miles of Mexico in a War of Aggression to protect and Expand Chattel Slavery.

McKinley epitomized the Lassai Faire Capitalism that destroyed our Wildlife Populations,and he waged Aggressive War on the Phillipines and Cuba.

Trump is a Wannabe by Comparison.

A Punk with Aspirations...

#6 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-05-11 11:39 PM

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