Twas at Gettysburg, on the River of Dreams in Vineland ... New Jersey. People don't know this, maybe they don't teach it, the commies, no, it's real. I read, a lot. A very much a lot. So Vineland. That's the place where in New Jersey those big, blond, strong, and ... ahhhhhhhhhhh ... handsome Vikings settled. Why does nobody know this? In adobe huts built by illegal Aztecs. In Vineland and Teaneck and Hoboken and some other places. I'll give you a list. Not now. Later. And so it was a dark night. Very dark. Very, very, much more than just dark dark. So dark that when Apollo Creed pulled himself up out of the water and onto the dock, well, have you seen that guy's muscles? Anyway, they were black. His muscles. They were black. And so I think maybe that day I was riding with one of Apollo Creed's muscles. Or something. That's what some people are saying.
~ Donald "Who You Gonna Believe?" Trump