I will lower grocery prices on day one.

Beautiful word "grocery"...a word I just invented...and old word that means a bag full of things that you eat. A big beautiful word that no one was using until I invented it. Sure some buildings in the US had food and eating things inside it but they did not call them groceries...sure they had it printed on the building in another word I invented...signs.....no one used the word signs until I invented it. It was one the 12th green at Bedminster right after Tiger Woods told me about Arnold Palmers yuge penis. God that man had a huge penis. It entered the room four minutes before he did. All you ladies know. As the late great Hannibal Lecture said get me some nice chianti. Hubba hubba.

- Very stable genius