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Sunday, May 24, 2026

Unable to cheat at golf at his health department-sanctioned Bedminster resort in NJ because of heavy rain and opting out of attending his good-for-nothing son's wedding in the Bahamas this weekend, Dummkopf Trumpf unleashed a maelstrom of idiotic AI-generated images confirming that his cognitive skills are in deep irreversible decline and/or he is mixing medications.

The morbidly obese draft-dodging geriatric pedophile may also be a stroke victim
The 25th Amendment to the US Constitution specifically addresses the issue of replacing a POTUS because of physical or mental infirmity or incapacitation.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-24 04:02 AM | Reply

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#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-24 04:03 AM | Reply

*** Dummkopf Trumpf Homoerotically Compliments Handsome NYG QB at NYS MAGA Rally ***

"Dummkopf Trumpf held a rally in Suffern, NY on Friday before unleashing his barrage of unhinged posts over the weekend, where he was joined by MAGA Rep. Mike Lawler (R-NY), who is running for reelection in New York's 17th CD. The morbidly obese geriatric pedophile was introduced by New York Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart, whose physique Trumpf marveled at.

"I'm looking at the legs," Trumpf cooed. "He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks!"

Later, Trumpf brayed at the idiots in the mob that he did "well with the gay vote because he plays the the Gay National Anthem' at rallies."

Source: Is Dummkopf Trumpf not only a pedophile, but bi-sexual as well?

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-24 04:22 AM | Reply

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