"Hey, Cletus! Close the durned gate!"

"But Enos, dem horses already done run away!"

"Damn your eyes, you stoopid boll weevil!"

The Israeli stalkers are back! Like CutiePie and A. Fiend!

Where have 'ya been?

Since you're plonked like the other Israeli losers, your "FUNNY" response will suffice.

Good thing I don't need my cannister of Mace on drudge.com.

OMG.

Any 2028 POTUS candidate that does not want to COMPLETELY dismantle DHS and ICE does not deserve our vote.

I believe that. NYC school teachers organized the best outings for us in the 1970s.

I bet the abolitionist press smeared Jefferson Davis, not the major ones owned by oligarchs. I'll check.

Horace Greeley, Cornelius Vanderbilt, and other Northern plutocrats paid for that swine's bond, releasing him from Fort Monroe, VA.

And prior to his capture, A. Lincoln was asked what to do about Jefferson Davis when that poltroon fled west to join CSA dead-enders. Our greatest POTUS -- a kind and wise man -- replied if the traitor diappeared 'unbeknownst' to him, "he would not object." (US Army General William "Tecumseh" Sherman, Memoirs).

TYPO fixed to read:

"Our system of justice found a way to prosecute, indict, convict, and hang poor John Brown within four months of his capture at Harper's Ferry, VA by Col Robert E. Lee, but our victorius Union was unable to prosecute traitor CSA President Jefferson Davis after the rebellion -- a treacherous racist responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of American soldiers from both sides."

"Stupid MS XP PC!"

"He's getting out of this life scot-free in his mind, as long as he's a free man when he dies, no matter how crazy he is."

Our "great" American system did this to us.

Our system of justice found a way to prosecute, indict, convict, and hang poor John Brown within four months of his capture at Harper's Ferry, VA by Col Robert E. Lee, but our victorius Union was unable to prosecute traitor CSA President Jefferson Davis after the rebellion -- a traecherous racist responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of American soldiers from both sides.

Jefferson Davis would go on to gamely outlive Abraham Lincoln unscathed by 24 years.

Thanks to the status quo dinosaurs inhabiting the US Senate, Dummkopf Trumpf survived his two impeachment trials.

On 10 January 2025, NYS Judge Juan Merchan sentenced the convicted Dummkopf Trumpf to "to an unconditional discharge."

Dummkopf Trumpf whined: "This has been a very terrible experience."

On 20 Jan 2029, how on Earth can the next non-Republican Party administration even begin righting all the wrongs of the satanic Trumpf junta? And there's two more years of gehenna coming.

Bridges, highways, and an airport named after Trumpf, the US currency blighted with his signature and face, fired federal employees, destroyed USIC, CDC, and military careers, vaccine reversals, failed home mortgages, lost national parks to the oligarchs (watch Utah), trillions siphoned off by the plutocrats and the Trumpf Crime Family (TCF), heroes restored to prominence at the DOD (which must be renamed), resurrecting all the dead folks killed by the dismantling of USAID and malnutrition caused by the BBB, Gaza absorbed by Israel, reactionary SCOTUS justice appointments, endangered species killed, repairing the White House and Wash DC, more air and water pollution from those infernal AI surveillance centers, scrapping all the new police powers of DHS and ICE, restoring companies that went bankrupt, the trillion dollar federal debt, etc etc.

Gosh, I'm sure glad the 2024 Democrats were more concerned about 7.7m Israeli Jews over 346,113,769 Americans of all denominations and classes (Jews, Buddhists, atheists, Catholics, Muslims, Society of Friends (Quakers), Orthodox Christians, Sikhs, Unitarians, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Pentecosts).

Tuesday 5 Nov 2024, another day that will live in profound infamy.

"But the hostages!"

Not too bad, Basho.

This weekend during dinner I was challenged to come up with a song over the infernal Lindsey Graham.

I was deeply involved with my delicious sangria, but nevertheless I imagined a limn, laid down a 4/4 beat, went with the key of 'F,' and organized the first stanza (ABAB).

*Applause*

Drink, swallow, blush...Repeat...

Alas and alack, I wish I could remember what brilliance I came up with.

DBT2

Hopefully your brother (my condolences) outwitted the delegate in the spring semester that year.

Fall might have been a bit impolitic of him, particularly around Yom Kippur.

"Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!"

A Greek philosopher said a long time ago that all mothers should teach their children that they could die the very next day.

Centuries later, a Western author-intellectual opined that everyone should have a bedroom window facing a cemetery.

And of course, there's this -- the title courtesy of a somber poem.

**** Drained Reflecting Pool Reveals Tire Tracks, No "350-Foot Gash" ****

North Korean currency does not have Kim Jong-un's face on it, the USSR never had Josef Stalin on its currency, Benito Mussolini didn't either, and a Japanese Emperor never appeared on their currency.

British monarchs have appeared on coins for over 1,000 years -- starting with "Alfred the Great" -- the only British king to have that honorific -- and on Bank of England banknotes only since 1960.

Check your purse or piggy bank.

Lindsey Graham was a few dress sizes too big to borrow from Darline's closet, but her wardrobe will make it to Capitol Hill posthumusly ahead of him.

Useless Angus King (I-VT) speaks up -- now.

Look at this dinosuar's voting record and comments since Dummkopf Trumpf seized power on 20 Jan 2025.

"ICE IDF Kills Another Working Man in a Car"

Young master James Talarico (D-TX): "It's the top versus the bottom."

The wicked mind goeth where no man pursueth.

One website shows US Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) has a net worth of $8m.

When this fossil finally retires, he will collect a maximum annual pension of about $154,720. His spouse would be entitled to a survivor annuity worth 55% of his earned benefit, or roughly $85,096 per year.

Pretty rewarding for spending a lifetime being an enemy of progress, justice, and prosperity for poor people.

And this dinosaur will never live long enough to spend it all.

Republicans Reid Rasner and Bill Pulte, separated at birth:

The widely despised acting DNI mega-oligarch Bill Pulte has already purged scores of USIC employees, people with families to raise, mortgages to pay, school loans to reimburse, and expensive health insurance plans they have to buy now.

Below, the Antichrist in the White House is receiving silent succor from his devoted supplicants.