"What is cashless bail??"

Treating poor people like rich people.

"Signing two mortgage documents within two weeks of each other that you list each house is your primary residence, isn't really a good look for a fed governor"

Now do folks with a 10,000 sq feet home when it's the tax assessor, but a 30,000 sq ft home asset when applying for a business loan.

"The same "government official" who cooked the books "

Tell us you don't understand the three sets of numbers and why they exist, without using those specific words.

Failing that, define "preliminary" for the class.

" No OnE Is AbOvE ThE LaW!!!"

You've long-since proven you don't believe that.