Trump: "These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts, there's nothing to be afraid of."

Also Trump: won't send in his own navy

#35 | Posted by madbomber

Did the troops get grand pianos too?

"Hegseth should spend a little less time worrying about how he looks in photos"

Hey, he spent a lot of taxpayer money on a makeup room. You think he should just let all that money go to waste?

And if you question the billions in luxuries going straight to the top, Trump supporters will accuse you of wanting soldiers to starve.

Iran was an "imminent threat". Just imagine how many troops would be killed and wounded if the US didn't go to war!

Thousands dead, yet we were told that Iran was the imminent threat. Calling Trump and Netanyahu war criminals is too kind. They're psychopaths.

About an hour ago:

Reporter: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?

Trump: For what?

Reporter: A strike on the school in Iran

Trump: I don't know about it

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Those dead schoolgirls would have been happy to have heard about this.

I regularly watch police arrest videos. They never stand in front of or near the front of the car and they never shoot when a vehicle takes off.

It's not Trump's fault. The pharmacists were trying to enter the 1500% discounts and the cash registers crashed.

A necessary sacrifice. According to Trump and his supporters, Iran is an imminent nuclear threat. Only now since they have to defend this war, of course. And less than a year after Trump claimed Iran's nuclear program was "completely and totally obliterated".

Have they not learned that they're not paid to think?

Jan. 6 rioter gets life in prison for sexually abusing two 12-year-olds after Trump pardon

Andrew Paul Johnson, 45, was found guilty last month on five criminal charges, including molestation, lewd and lascivious exhibition and transmission of material harmful to a minor.

Johnson repeatedly abused the two middle-school aged children just months after his pardon, and he tried to keep the victims quiet by promising to share the millions of dollars in restitution money he expected the Trump administration would give him.

"There was many signs put out by the State Dept. I wish everybody in this room would report on them."

What a cold-hearted, straight up lying itch!!!

Republicans: Biden is banning beef!

RFK Jr: Liver is technically beef

Vance/Jesus 2028

Of course. Russia invades another country and Trump blames the other country for it. Putin's a good guy. Canada, Europe, Denmark, Greenland and NATO are the real enemies.

"They did not request it from RFK Jr.'s moribund CDC, but rather the CDC Foundation"

So Republicans need to look like they're against the big bad CDC, but when reality hits they need help from a lesser organization that's also called the CDC. You just can't make this stuff up.

Working out in jeans is one thing, but plunging into a bath with them? Did he put on a new pair afterwards or did he wear soaked jeans for a couple of hours?

America is so great again that there's nothing else left to do!

Blame Someone Else Again

Think of how high the debt would be if DOGE didn't save one day's worth of spending.

#18 | Posted by humtake

Right-wing America got its chance to put on a show that they said represented real America. It would be way better than Bad Bunny. And the best they could do was Kid Rock and some other nobodies.

It sucked. Pre-taped and they still messed it up. A measly two hundred people in the audience. The Super Bowl halftime show was a national and international event. The Turning Point halftime show was some live stream. Who's going to be performing next year? They've got no one else!

So you don't like Spanish. Boo hoo. Millions of Americans speak it, but you believe it shouldn't be sung at a halftime show just one time in sixty years? Grow up.

When a President has been in power for two terms since 2017 and keeps saying "make America great again" and it doesn't happen, he may not be making America great again.

#268 | Posted by snoofy

Makes sense, considering that immigrants were responsible for making the US the most powerful nation on Earth. Strange how Republicans act as if immigration only started happening under Obama or something.