Corporations are people, my friends.
Corporatists, not so much.

Both

Guess we just aren't up to it,can't afford to do that.
Tax cuts coming up, etc., etc., etc.
So, uh, Mexico will pay for it?

Trump has no ethics and neither do his investors, enablers and sycophants.
Might as well get that understood from the get-go.

"It ain't beanbag."

#16
More poisonous pablum for the goobers.
Bon appetite!

#8
Maroon, wear it with pride, it's definitely your color.
Oh, and Jeff Foxworthy has a sign for you, too.
What a day, eh?

#14
Don't say "wake-up call" around Hegspeth. He thinks it's a drinking game.

"Republican lawmakers are pushing back ... "

Oh, right, yeah, sure.
Whinging and whining isn't meaningful pushback.
And that pretty much exhausts their little shoeshine kit they pretend is a toolbox.

"As Ye Sow, So Shall Ye Reap."

#15
Ignorant statement.
Not Catholic myself, been around the religon plenty, know many believers.
To say the pope has "no power here" hilariously echoes Stalin's question about how many divisions he has.
The Poe has plenty of power, bank on it,

#8
I'm noting Vance was a DEI admission.
Live with the raging inconsistecy, but don't pretend it ain't so.

Not Christfascist but Christofascist.
It's a thing.

Oh, Jeffie, give up on the the clueless goober shtick for a sec, okay?
No es muy complications: being a Christfascist means one is a Christofascist.

#5
"Global elitism"?
Such a dunce, Jeffie, your village awaits.

Gabbard, Kennedy are A-OK, but Denali is a bridge too far?
Just wow.

#14
Kudos

Where's the aide with the breathalyzer football who's supposed to stick to this goober like sheet on a shingle?

#3
Vance, the DEI entrant into the Ivy League Ego Club, is surely viewed outside Europe's fascist circles as a pompous, bloviating religious bigot and near-ignoramous totally clueless to his own shortcomings. Basically, a hick. Which, as it happens, he is.

Actually, JD, I can't imagine why anyone gives a rat's patoot what pops out of your perpetual fog of smarmy obsequiousness. And playing eunuch to Leon and Fat Orange Julius? Phew.

Stealing money, yes.

I like to shoot bang-bangs, kill stuff.
I will sign on as a Field Marshal if they can locate Nixon's old SS uniforms.
A gift me a minimum of a kilo-sized bag of Peruvian marching powder for personal medication per day.
It's called "noblesse oblige."
No thanks necessary.
Shmucks.
~ Junior

#10
Oatmeal and a cookie first. Then work. I

"War for thee, but not for me" has long been the warhawks' mantra.

It's not that these flockers didn't go to Vietnam that sticks in my craw. It's the ease and glee with which they embrace ideas of sending others into death's gaping maw, themselves (as Cheney breezily explained) having excused themselves because the had "other priorities." And the arrant nonsense they spout to rationalize their disgusting behavior.

Ike nailed it: war is just too good for business and bought politicians.

#5
That's a BIG ask.