#220
Why do you even bother posting stupid stuff like that?

I think it more likely Walz might be a Chinese spy and a pedo.
#142 | Posted by visitor_

It's called "projection."

No greater love hath any man or woman that he or she lay down their life for Erwin's Impact Plastics.

Vance failed the test.
Are there any Republicans who could pass?
Just curious, asking for some friends.
~ Publius

Lived in both tornado and hurricane country. Short of getting blasted into being totaled, I'm with the hurricanes (at this point).

That's because there's some warning, you get a general idea of what's coming and where it's heading. And that warning can give you a good 24-hours or more to figure out whither thou goest or if you're staying in place. The information may be incomplete, but it should be pretty accurate. So you get some time.

Tornadoes, which often move erratically, can frequently be located with incredible accuracy and if you're lucky you might get a few minutes warning. And therein lies the warning time problem, compared to a hurricane. Not uncommon in OK to get the message directed at folks in Broken Bow or wherever, telling them they have six minutes to get hunkered down where they need to be because if they aren't in a secure location by then they're just not gonna make it out.

Lucky they didn't get killed. That would've put them on Old Orange Julius's "I HATE, HATE, HATE Them" and "This is the Worst Day of My Life!!!!" lists.

BWAK! BWWWWWWWAK!
Vietnam War bone spurs acting up again?
BWAK! BWWWWWWWAK!

#11
Psssst ... pass it on. Lol.

"forced to confront this offensive monstrosity,"

At some point, everyone who has anything to do with Trump must deal with that.

Christian-American values

"Kill and scalp all, big and little; nits make lice."
Former pastor John Chivington
Addressing his men before perpetrating the Sand Creek Massacre

#15
Nature or nurture? Go figure.

"You probably don't know this (trans: I'm smarter than you), most people don't (trans: Like you, they're kinda dumb), but when they came up with the Cloud and the Zippityzoo, their best brains, smart guys supposedly (trans: Much smarter than you, but pale in comparison to ... ME), and they clicked their heels and roared, SIRRRRRRRR! What shall we call this that puts the wind turboprops to shame,' and I said, Why, the Intermet because that's where you go to meet the bimbos. So that's why it's called THE INTERMET.' I did that. Me. Same with with the phone booths, Veg-O-Matic, magic rocks, all the great stuff. You see it? That's ME. And speaking of Formula 1 racing at the Martian colony.. ."

#8
It's astonishing, how easily people can be manipulated.

What Ol' Orange Julius meant to say was, "She should be jailed, convicted, and tried. I know the system. After all, I'm a 34-times convicted felon. Trust me. PS: Send more money."

"He's an example of how a Democrat can do Christianity"

You could do much worse than following his example.
In fact, you already do.
He, you see, is a real man, a big man, a success as a human being.
Give it a go.

He was not the greatest president, yet he is a great man. Happy Birthday.

Add Kellyanne Conway's daughter to the mix.

A decent man who has actually tried to do some good. And that makes him a stand-out.

Now he lying about more stuff. The rube show has moved on to the next pack of shameless lies.

No point fact checking this useless pile of human garbage: sound the bells and whistles when an actual truth escapes his maw.

For someone who thinks he has show business all sussed out, Trump really misses the main message for a performer: leave the stage on a high note, the audience all jazzed and hoping for more. And for a speech? Thirty minutes is plenty, forty if you're on a hot roll and the audience is mesmerized.

Trump is so self-absorbed he thinks the goobers find him as fascinating as he does. As a result, he does the worst thing he could do: he goes on and on and on, ever deep into his senility, and just bores the living hell out of them.

Maybe if he geeked a rat at one of those goober fests he'd score big.

Lots of bumps along the way, a writer's eye and mind, pleasingly unique and a contributor. RIP

Hair turning, literally, purple like a Lil' Ol' Lady From Pasadena, pancake makeup running, yammering about flies ... .

Okay, if this senescent "weaver" doesn't drink, what's he on? Other than the chem burn of senility?

Crazier than a Port-o-San-inhabiting rodent.