Red. Like Carrot Top.

TWINPAC
Having been on the receiving end, yeah, steer clear. Funny thing, my wife, blessed with one of Ireland's many accents, will talk about "kooks" in the kitchen. Sly, with a smile, letting you know the term's double edge: a person who can cook or an effin eejit.

Hubbahubba

It's ALL about him. Elementary school teachers spot them from the first day of school. Too late for an arsewhuppin? Ask his co-prez Leon.

TWINPAC

Is that "cooks" or "kooks"?

What's Donald "Norma Desmond" Trump transitioning into this time?

Naturally, you'd expect the script for these misanthropic loons to lead up to a bad-girls blowup. But then what? Trump's online following pales to that garnered by his co-president, and with the maroons of MAGAland that's pretty much the ballgame. So, yet again, Old Baggy Pants may have outsmarted himself. The art of the dead, indeed.

Better yet, the gutless GOPer wonders in the House could deposit their voting cards with President Elon and he could do the voting himself. More efficient. Kinda like Twitter became when he grasped it in his cold, dead fingers and squeezed any life out of it

Musk?

Musk: More ketamine!
Trump: Yessir, yessir, three bags full ... .

More:

What happened to Aurimar was a matter of money, part of a pattern NBC News uncovered over the past two years: Across the United States, vulnerable people's bodies often are mistreated and their families' wishes disregarded as overwhelmed local officials grapple with rising numbers of unclaimed dead amid widespread opioid addiction, surging homelessness and increasingly fractured families. Reporters found that county coroners, medical institutions and others repeatedly failed to contact reachable family members before declaring bodies unclaimed.

In some cases, people were buried in paupers' fields as their loved ones reported them missing and searched for them. In others, corpses were sent to medical schools, biotech companies and for-profit body brokers without consent [emphasis added].

Party of Fiscal Reaponsibility?

As well as co-president?

#66
It alway gets back to the lack of sex with you critters for some reason. Whodathunkit?

#63
A cult of performative pearl clutchers and leg-humpers.

#53
For example, Boaz, when Trump spouts one of his thousands of lies, they're lies. When you repeat any of those lies you might be lying, too. Or, perhaps more likely, you're too lazy or ignorant or invested in the b.s to care or tell the difference between fact and fiction. I'm putting mine down on a trifecta.

#53
For example, Boaz, when Trump spouts one of his thousands of lies, they're lies. When you repeat any of those lies you might be lying, too. Or, perhaps more likely, you're too lazy or ignorant or invested in the b.s to care or tell the difference between fact and fiction. I'm putting mine down on a trifecta.

#53
No, Boaz, an inaccurate statement is not necessarily a lie.
That'll probably set your sorry noggin to whirlagigging.

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

Meanwhile, Clarence and Ginni are parked in their van at a Walmart near Tupelo, being as one with the huddled masses, wondering when a patriot/donor/briber might spring for a new paint job.

Pres. Musk has spoken. Now let it be done. Wonder how long Trump playing second fiddle to that piece of human wreckage will play. Lol. Oh, yes, with butter, thanks.

Pres. Musk has spoken. Now let it be done. Wonder how long Trump playing second fiddle to that piece of human wreckage will play. Lol. Oh, yes, with butter, thanks.

So cool.