Again Boomers suck.
#11 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Sounds like Mom & Dad said, "No."

#2 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT AT 2026-09-16 07:43 PM | FLAG: Duolingo Linguist

Tuckums contending for a Master of the Bleeding Obvious certification?

8647

More stock trades than all 535 members of Congress, combined.

One more time:

More stock trades than all 535 members of Congress, combined.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It's my party, and I'll grift if I want to
Grift if I want to, grift if I want to
You would grift too if it happened to you*

* Apologies to Herb Wiener, Wally Gold, Sy Gottlieb, and John Gluck, Jr.

Because he's an insecure, frustrated, incompetent wannabe interior decorator at heart. Sort of a cross between Jabba the Hutt and Franck "Oh, it's very nice - Ve change it all, though" Engelhoffer.

Hardly a Massie fan, but unlike other Republicans he bucked Trump, got off his butt and gave it a try.
The others?
MAGA is downright cool with pedos.
After all, look at their fuhrer: BFF with Jeffrey Epstein.
As in Operation Epstein Fury Jeffrey Epstein.
So, thanks, Massie, at least you tried.
The rest of the crew?
Capon-ish.

Phantom Fireworks on the Overseas Highway in Key Largo has some dandy bangers and a terrific discount coupon on munitions. All true, for the Red, White & Blue.

W-w-w-well, I o-ob-obj-object!
~ Porky Pig

Good move on Mark Carney's part. The US has become just too unstable, threatening and dangerous a neighbor for Canada not to explore all viable options.

Make sure you thank a Republican. (If they didn't vote for Trump they know people who did. According to recent polling, that bum is still great for more than eight out of ten of them.)

Jefferson had his expurgated New Testament.
Alito and Thomas have their bowdlerized US Constitution, minus Article 1, Section 4.

Do the American Family Values, MAGAstyle, limbo dance ...
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Ev'rybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it's party time
Do the limbo dance
The American Family Values, MAGAstyle, limbo dance ...

In response, mortgage interest rates ticked upwards.

It is a bit weird, actually, because one might be tempted to think a self-advertised smart guy with a history of six yuge bankruptcies and 34 felony convictions for financial crimes might have learned a bit more about how this ... stuff ... actually werks.

AVISO: Bienvenidos a Gringolandia - la republica bananera de las Americas del Norte.

You knit with great skill, madame.'
I am accustomed to it.'
A pretty pattern too.'
"You think so?' said madame, looking at him with a smile.
Decidedly. May one ask what it is for?'*
Pastime,' said madame, still looking at him with a smile while her fingers moved nimbly.
Not for use?'
That depends. I may find a use for it one day ... '

Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

Snowflakes ... tiny snowflakes ... swirling ... whirling ... gone.

Caption could read: "Headmistress Gives Bully Boy A ----------."

If lefties had their way SNAP could be spent on hookers and blow.
#7 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

Actually, I'm surprised Trump hasn't promised you mooks that by now. But, hey, it's only September and hope springs eternal ...

"People are not - well, we all are going to die, so for heaven's sake ... ."
US Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa)
May 2025

Hugo Boss may have been a designing Nazi, but for today's Republicans he's just a style statement.

If Trump can't slap his name on the Kennedy Center, he will just kill the Kennedy Center. Destroy the place to "save" it. It's actually one fight Old Yeller might actually win ... with yuge help from the usual enabling bootlickers of the GOP.