Based on Bronze Age campfire stories.

And winning on the Republican Party Platform - "Oooh, We Dunno, Whatever HE Says" - no less. Whataguy.

CORIOLANUS ... A small bookend on your #4: As World War 2 raged and the US dithered (Republicans tried killing Lend-Lease as late as spring 1941), a half-brother of mine left his native US, traveled north and enlisted in the Royal Canadian Dragoons. Wearing the black beret and springbok badge, he definitely had himself a war. He had the shakes the rest of his life, but never questioned why an American should enlist in a Canadian outfit. "Longest undefended border in the world," he often said enthusiastically with a smile. I'm not glad he's dead now, but seeing this he might be.

Another of Old Yeller's "solutions" for a nonexistent problem. The senescent grifter cannot read a room. "Go away" doesn't sink in, apparently, as childish obsessions hold sway.

When Der Fuehrer says, "Is this the master race?"
We heil, heil right in Der Fuehrer's face
Not to love Der Fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we heil, heil right in Der Fuehrer's face
(Oliver George Wallace, "Der Fuhrer's Face,' 1942)

Noem and Lewandowski makin' whoopee over at Homeland Security, now the Chavez-DeRemers..

You are the early bird! Missed that, thanks.

Based on the info provided? An -----.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy ... How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree)?

So, in Les Wexner's telling of this sordid tale Wexner is a gullible naif?
Hmmmmm.
No, go ahead and pull the other one: it has a bell.

MAGAt how-to manual: locate public trough, insert snout, gorge.

MAGAts are to "law and order" what Trump is to "truth" - an alternative.

Greed drips off these critters like flop sweat off Ted Striker.

#175
You're right to not "get it," especially if you think "Beverly Hillbillies" is real-life TV.
(Sheesh, these MAGAts ... )
Ever considered switching channels, not watching the show?
Decisions, decisions, life is suuuuuuuch hard werk.
*Sigh*

Morning, Coriolanus ... It's really an international story and the Brits seem to have overcome any worries, if such existed, about breaching a "royal wall" of de facto immunity.

Here, nope, Trump's Epstein Coverup is now a defining feature of the regime and its Republican aiders and abetters.

Meanwhile, in the US not a single one of Epstein pal Trump's lickspittle MAGAts, I.e. Republicans, showed up for Epstein pal Les Werner's deposition about his association with Trump pal Epstein.

Live Updates: U.K. Police Arrest Former Prince Andrew Over Epstein Ties, BBC Reports
The British police on Thursday arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of criminal activity linked to the Epstein files.

Its really time to close this website, there's just so much stupidity here.
#115 | POSTED BY ONEIRONAUT

Have you considered taking a long walk off a short pier?
No, it's okay, you'll not be missed by a soul.

Imagine this was your name these sad supplicants were uttering. And then imagine you lived in a world so stripped of meaning, so inundated by insecurities, so utterly lacking an unskewed focus that this seems like a dandy idea; indeed, just about the least they could do.

Once you buy into the "alternative facts" line of buffoonish boolsheetery the idea of actual evidence becomes superfluous since the charges themselves are personal/political and require only a person's opposition status to put them into effect.

In The Gulag Archipelago, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn recalled an incident when a Soviet officer inquired of a Stalinist prison camp inmate's offense.

The chief of the convoy guard was curious: "What did you get it for?"

"For nothing at all."

"You're lying. The sentence for nothing at all is ten years."

Idiots! Guns don't kill people.
~ PFC SNAFU

"While keeping Trump focused on the Iranian missile and nuclear threat " which, though reduced, is still very real and will have to be dealt with diplomatically or militarily " Bibi is fundamentally threatening broader U.S. interests in the Middle East, not to mention the security of Jews all over the world. In what way?" Thomas Friedman asks. "I cannot put it any more succinctly than Ehud Olmert, the former Israeli prime minister, did."

"A violent and criminal effort is underway to ethnically cleanse territories in the West Bank," he wrote in an essay in Haaretz this month. "Gangs of armed settlers persecute, harm, wound and even kill Palestinians living there. The rampages include burning olive groves, houses and cars; breaking into homes; and physically assaulting people." He continued: "The rioters, the Jewish terrorists, storm Palestinians with hate and violence with one objective: to force them to flee from their homes. All this is done in the hopes that the land will then be prepared for Jewish settlement, en route to realizing the dream of annexing all the territories."

#5
You got yerself one a them, whatchamacallem, googler, right?
Use it.

"Last fall, the Trump administration produced a classified legal opinion that justified the lethal strikes against a secret list of at least two dozen cartels and suspected drug traffickers classifying them as enemy combatants, CNN has reported."

Sorry, taking the word of these murderous clowns just isn't possible.