Leave all the latter-day Jesus bits out, it's derivative anyway. Go to the source: the Old Testamenty, Hebrew Bible stuff a friend once said should be retitled War Gods of Jerusalem.

My wooden nickel is on Junior.

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."

Interestingly, Murdoch's The Times (UK) has been justifiably brutal with its Trump editorial cartoons of late. This morning's features a wildly obese, orange makeup slathered slob Trump asking a tied-up Hannibal Lecter if he'd like a job.

MAGAts blew past "look like Nazis" literally years ago.

Boolshee. There's pay.

Normals call it grifting and grafting

The report about his conduct Gaetz sidetracked by resigning a couple of days before it was to be released? Will it be a Friday night or Sunday morning story?

Biden had one SecDef for four years. Trump? Five. Buckle up.

Two egomaniacal rats in a sack. First press conference should be a doozy.

No sensible reason to drop those charges.

Cricket(s)

"L'Etat, c'est moi!"

Freak show 24/7/365

Mexico will pay for it.
What, again, like Der Mauer?
Like that?
My dog understands basic economics better than El Lunatico Naranjo.

Finished with breakfast?

Trump ...

... sunning himself in a mankini poolside at Mar-a-Lardo.

" ... end of days."

Paging for a mental health check at the cop shop

Has this lying MAGAt tried the "Drambuie, off the Barbary Coast - I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar" defense yet?

Sounds like this supposedly took place around the time Fox spun on a dime, canned Carlson and he went into a tailspin. The Salem Explanation makes Tuckums, by his own logic, a very bad girl in need of a spanking. What a douche.

The old boy looks like he's made-up for a minstrel show.

As for the chimps, fuhgedaboudit.

As well as looking at the abilities of a single monkey, the study also did a series of calculations based on the current global population of chimpanzees, which is roughly 200,000.

The results indicated that even if every chimp in the world was enlisted and able to type at a pace of one key per second until the end of the universe, they wouldn't even come close to typing out the Bard's works.

There would be a 5% chance that a single chimp would successfully type the word "bananas" in its own lifetime. And the probability of one chimp constructing a random sentence - such as "I chimp, therefore I am" - comes in at one in 10 million billion billion, the research indicates.

Succubus or incubus?

"Donald Trump has never had the moral compass to lead this country. But even his supporters cannot afford to ignore the signs that he may no longer have the mental faculties to lead it either. The stakes are simply too high."

Indeed.

Looks like he's on his last leg.