Leave all the latter-day Jesus bits out, it's derivative anyway. Go to the source: the Old Testamenty, Hebrew Bible stuff a friend once said should be retitled War Gods of Jerusalem.

My wooden nickel is on Junior.

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."

Interestingly, Murdoch's The Times (UK) has been justifiably brutal with its Trump editorial cartoons of late. This morning's features a wildly obese, orange makeup slathered slob Trump asking a tied-up Hannibal Lecter if he'd like a job.

MAGAts blew past "look like Nazis" literally years ago.

Boolshee. There's pay.

Normals call it grifting and grafting

The report about his conduct Gaetz sidetracked by resigning a couple of days before it was to be released? Will it be a Friday night or Sunday morning story?

Biden had one SecDef for four years. Trump? Five. Buckle up.

Two egomaniacal rats in a sack. First press conference should be a doozy.

No sensible reason to drop those charges.

Cricket(s)

"L'Etat, c'est moi!"

Freak show 24/7/365

Mexico will pay for it.
What, again, like Der Mauer?
Like that?
My dog understands basic economics better than El Lunatico Naranjo.

Finished with breakfast?

Trump ...

... sunning himself in a mankini poolside at Mar-a-Lardo.

" ... end of days."

Paging for a mental health check at the cop shop

Has this lying MAGAt tried the "Drambuie, off the Barbary Coast - I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar" defense yet?

Sounds like this supposedly took place around the time Fox spun on a dime, canned Carlson and he went into a tailspin. The Salem Explanation makes Tuckums, by his own logic, a very bad girl in need of a spanking. What a douche.