I will buy one...

No, you won't.

I already own a model Y...

No, you don't.

how many Republicans will be buying a Tesla to help bail out Mr Musk?

All they need is a smoke and noise generating mod. Burning tires in the back of the cybertruck?

...seem to appear around the same time?

Shift change.

Pedo Scatberg predicted Kiev was going to fall 3 years ago.

So did Vladimir.

Which is it?!?

Fired.

How is it that some foreigner, a nazi no less, can represent the USA's interests around the globe.

He gave Lewzer $250 Million?

No clue how to run a business.

Rent a monkey. Give it a machinegun.

No one is listening about race except you liberals.

True. Not electing a white woman either.

Bye, bye, Peace Prize!

Any minute now...

You were wrong. Took 15 hours.

Trumpy is a convicted sexual abuser and should not be allowed 1000 feet from any minor child.

That's nothing. Joe Biden had a shower with Hunter's Laptop.

Arkansas deserves to suffer because Bill Clinton.

They believe the Leader makes the rules.

So does he.

In Russia, Hegseth would miss a meeting due to a cold, and then be planted at Arlington 2 days later.

Fourteen tornadoes touched down in Arkansas on March 14 and 15...

They should just stop counting tornadoes. Problem solved.

Is this his application for a position in Trumps cabinet?

There's an opening for SECDEF....

Perhaps some of the OG's can chip in.

From Alberta?

explain how crashing the dollar is going to Make America Great Again!

I'm sure it has something to do with 4D chess.

"She wrote inappropriate showers."

Actually she wrote, "showers with my dad, probably inappropriate".

find the time to focus on US politics

The point of a circus is to be entertaining.

That was easy.

Can we do another round of Hunter's Laptop? That would be fun!

I'll start... it was a nothingburger.

It would not be child sex molestation.

You are also wasting your time. Changing usernames just can't break him of his favourite fantasy.

Ashley Biden says your claim is "false accusations."

You're wasting your time.

The White House responds:

"He has expressed a desire to spend more time with his family."