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Those are magnetic plaques...

So they just got wet and fell off?

So, Pres Trump has had over eight years to come up with his great health plan to replace ObamaCare. What has he proposed?

Give the man a break, he's busy. This week he has to hit the LPGA tournament in Florida.

FIFA awarded him that prize as a bribe...

Of course they did. Apparently giving him the actual World Cup trophy was not enough.

I wonder if he knows what the "M" in his beautiful, perfect, MRI is?

He is turning into Donald "Joffrey" Trump

His face even looks like Joffrey's at the end.

Good thing FIFA Peace Prize laureate Lewzer has ended the wars in the Middle East, so these assets are no longer needed there.

Then why does it seem like I've been hearing the song for sixty years?

Be glad you don't work at the Shipwreck Museum... it's on a continuous loop.

Unmitigated illegal immigration is causing the housing to rise and wages to stagnant.

Perhaps Lewzer should try to do something about that.

Here's the famous song which I'm sure you heard today...

Not today, but at least a thousand other times. Lots of theories on what happened that night. Most of the folk at the Whitefish Point museum think it grounded on the 6-Fathom Shoal on the way by.

Interesting there was a nasty storm on Superior yesterday as well. 'Tis the season.

The "disloyal 8" will certainly be primaried.

I don't think any of them are running next year.

I'll have to figure it out.

"Recently Flagged" page.

The moderator should list their posting names.

You can just look them up yourself.

refers to American troops as suckers and losers.

Well after all, they couldn't manage to fake a bone spur.

President Trump seems to have lost interest in the job and instead is totally concentrated on...

... the Peace Prize he will be awarded on 05 December.

Is MAGA that dull to understand that it is an Onion-like satirical site?

Their Supreme Leader certainly seem to be.

Peace in the area will not be simple.

When was the last time there was? Ever?

As the article points out, naming it the LewzerDome would cost them a lot of money they would gain from some deep pocketed corporate sponsor paying to have their name on it. Lewzer will, of course, will pay nothing. Probably charge them to use his name, in fact.

You have no power.

According to you, they can shut down the government.

when this fails in a he House.

Why would it fail? Democrats don't get anything out of it and Lewzer wants to take credit for ending the shutdown before the holidays.

So when tariffs are refunded, they go back to the corporations.

They don't go back to Gyna?

Scrubbed due to the weather conditions and unspecified ground equipment issues.

I learned about DNS, DHCP, routing, protocols, network layers, Active Directory and so on.

This is why he knows mail-in ballots are bad. That, and plane crashes.

What, changed the font???

I hear they are using golden ink now.

Police have not identified the people in the home or who fired the shot, saying in a statement on Friday that it is a "complex, delicate, and evolving case, and it would be both inappropriate and potentially dangerous to disclose that information".